Check out these really dirty songs from the 1930's

Surfing YouTube I came across a bunch of nasty songs from a long time ago, and they're hilarious:

1. Rotten Cocksucker's Ball:

https://youtu.be/W-n5vG2SjJY

Lyrics:

Cock-sucker Tammy get your mother frickin' Mammy
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
frick, suck an' fight
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball

Come on you po'-arse singers and you big dick slingers
We're goin' downtown to the Cock-Suckers' Ball
frick, suck an' fight
'Till beginnin' of the broad daylight
We don't need no goddam taxi fare
We're gonna trim them holes in a rockin'-chair
Take off all the rags
We're gonna play a little game called tag
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Tomorrow night at the Rotten Cock-Suckers' Ball!


2. Shave Me Dry:

https://youtu.be/noYz-nQXvbo

Lyrics:

I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man cum
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry?
Now, draw it out!

Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fricked all night, and all the night before baby
And I feel just like I wanna, frick some more
Oh great God daddy

Grind me honey and shave me dry
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come
Oh, daddy shave me dry

And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry

Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if frickin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
I'd be frickin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry

I would frick you baby, honey I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddam arse-hole stands open like a church door

And the crabs walks in like people
Ow, shite!
Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn
And a pig gets fat from suckin'

Reason you see this whore, fat like I am
Great God, I got fat from frickin'
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry

My back is made of whalebone
And my cock is made of brass
And my frickin' is made for workin' men's two dollars
Great God, round to kiss my arse
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry





Check the related videos. There are such classics like:


Back Door Man
Lick it Before You Stick It
It's Tight Like That
Fat Meat is Good Meat
Big Ten Inch


Etc.