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Covington (late 80's - early 90's) - Tell me about Theo Von
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:13 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:13 am
Last week, I heard Theo Von telling some crazy stories on the Adam Corolla Podcast:
What neighborhood in Covington did Theo live in?
1) Peeping Tom-ing
2) David Duke lived in his neighborhood (shared a back fence) and took him to Franco's Athletic Club with him
3) His friends dad smelled his fingers and then self gratified into a camp fire.
4) Beauty Contest for dolled up nutrias (in Hammond)
What neighborhood in Covington did Theo live in?
1) Peeping Tom-ing
2) David Duke lived in his neighborhood (shared a back fence) and took him to Franco's Athletic Club with him
3) His friends dad smelled his fingers and then self gratified into a camp fire.
4) Beauty Contest for dolled up nutrias (in Hammond)
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:16 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:19 am to Guido Merkens
Netflix special is pretty damned funny. He's not as natural and smooth as the big names in comedy but definitely entertaining. And a local boy. Went to LSU for a while after MTV reality shite show (road rules or something).
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:21 am to Guido Merkens
Holy. shite!
Had to google who Theo was bc I thought it rang a bell... Figured the old Road Rules dude had fell back into irrelevance like they all seem to do but no.. Good for him tho.
Also, he looks NOTHING like he did when I knew who he was. Aside from the obvi teeth job has he had other plastic surgery? Crazy how much he's changed since the early 2000's.
Had to google who Theo was bc I thought it rang a bell... Figured the old Road Rules dude had fell back into irrelevance like they all seem to do but no.. Good for him tho.
Also, he looks NOTHING like he did when I knew who he was. Aside from the obvi teeth job has he had other plastic surgery? Crazy how much he's changed since the early 2000's.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:21 am to mikelbr
quote:
Netflix special is pretty damned funny.
Really?
I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:23 am to Guido Merkens
I listened too. Interesting dude. Pretty funny off the cuff. No idea about his stand up.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:24 am to yellowfin
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I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in
Probably because your parents fixed your lisp/stutter and got you molested.
That shite makes me laugh thinking about it. shite got really non pc. I liked it.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:26 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:28 am to Guido Merkens
David Duke lived in Beau Rivage i think... so maybe Theo lived there?
Hung out with him a couple times, have a few mutual friends, nice/funny/weird dude
eta: he's from mandeville, not covington
Hung out with him a couple times, have a few mutual friends, nice/funny/weird dude
eta: he's from mandeville, not covington
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:29 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:28 am to Guido Merkens
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2) David Duke lived in his neighborhood (shared a back fence) and took him to Franco's Athletic Club with him
Not Covington
ETA: Unless they relocated sometime in the late 80's.
This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 8:34 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:34 am to yellowfin
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I couldn't watch it....turned it off 15 minutes in
Had the same response. Dude just tries too hard. The way he talks is like nails on a chalkboard. I will admit some of the stuff he said wasn't terrible, but for the most part, it was. I had to turn it off. I will not watch random standup on Netflix anymore. I watch one special and it suggests all this crap. This was the second one that was unwatchable.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 am to mikelbr
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shite got really non pc. I liked it.
that's most comedy lately, it's a contest to see who can be the most non pc. he just seems like it's forced
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:37 am to Black n Gold
Yeah, he's a Mandeville guy. Graduated from Mandeville High. Went to school with him. He was a cool guy in high school. He was (is) a very talented guy. Used to recite some cool poems to the school. He was also a very down to ear guy. Seemed to like everyone and everyone like him. Not surprised by his success.
Duke lived in Beau Rivage.
His full last name is Vonkurnatowski (I can see why he shortened it for show biz) and his parents are big in New Orleans. They own the Orpheum Theater and Tipitinias.
Duke lived in Beau Rivage.
His full last name is Vonkurnatowski (I can see why he shortened it for show biz) and his parents are big in New Orleans. They own the Orpheum Theater and Tipitinias.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:41 am to ClubTiger
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Yeah, he's a Mandeville guy. Graduated from Mandeville High. Went to school with him. He was a cool guy in high school.
I'm friends with his sister, W. She's a tad batshit. But can be a sweet gal.

Definitely happy for the guy. He's stuck with stand-up and making a living with it.

Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:46 am to mikelbr
his sister works at Duvics a couple nights per month
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:50 am to Black n Gold
He did go to grade school in the Covington Public Schools. He was in my classes 1st through 3rd grade. He was the "class clown" then.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 8:52 am to Theboot32
David Duke still lives and owns a house in Beau Rivage. His yard is hideous, he doesn't live to far from the front of it..I don't think Theo Von grew up in the neighborhood. Will have to check with my sisters though.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:14 am to mikelbr
He also hosted that Howie Mandel hidden camera prank show on TBS.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:20 am to BRgetthenet
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Is she hot?
She's My FB friend. Use what info you have and go look. I think she's pretty hot but you know how the OT is.
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:28 am to mikelbr
done
sweet little mullet on theo here.

sweet little mullet on theo here.

This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am
Posted on 3/21/16 at 9:34 am to bigberg2000
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done
Stalky arse.

Other than looking like Theo, she's kinda sexy.

ETA: Dude. What fricking picture is that. That's At least 10 yrs old.

This post was edited on 3/21/16 at 9:36 am
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