re: Creative ways to sneak snacks in to a movie theater

Candy bar in your arse Kige.

But on a serious note....just about any way will work, in your pockets, inside a folded up blanket u carry in. I just left the theater and never once have I been patted down for smuggling in snacks.

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I try not being fat or cheap and it works for me

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Can confirm this plan works great.

Step #1 - Find a friend with a really big head





Step #2 - Locate an oversized hat for said head





Step #3 - Borrow a friends Trunk Monkey





Step #4 - Place Trunk Monkey in oversized hat



Step #5 - Enter movie theatre and watch movie



Step #6 - Release Trunk Monkey to bring you all the other patrons snacks



Step #7 - ????



Step #8 - Profit

Go to walmarks and get those poor people sweatpants that are tight around the ankle. Pop your popcorn at home and pour it in your sweatpants.

Straight up the pooper.

bag of Fanta

I always bring my heavy coat and fold it over my arm with a shite ton of snacks and food.

It is a little weird when it’s 95 out but I just say I get cold in the theater

I snuck a foot long subway in a week back

Put it in your pocket, Kige. They aren't patting you down going into the theater.

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or cheap and it works for me

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It isn't about being cheap but why pay for something 10x more than if you walked across the street to the gas station? Hell restaurants will let you bring in food from elsewhere, so let that sink in for you. But I wouldn't be caught dead in a movie theater to begin with, trashy as frick.