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Crooks family goes grocery shopping

Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:12 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19468 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:12 am
I am betting the OT Detectives will have a copy of their grocery receipt by the end of the day. Rate their diet based on what you see in the cart.

So far, I can tell they are into Gatorade and Orange Crush. Need to cut them calories and stick with that bottled water on the bottom.





In case you were wondering, they had no comment.

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"We're going to release a statement when our legal counsel advises us to do so – until then, we have no comment," he told Fox News Digital before beginning to load items into the vehicle. "We just want to try to take care of ourselves right now. Please, just give us our space."

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Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56646 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:13 am to
They shop like they’re on food stamps



Jealous
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5355 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:14 am to
Who’s wearing the mask?
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
20286 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:15 am to
You would think they would be doing grocery pickup instead
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7263 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:15 am to
I think I’d do store pickup for a while and not deal with press and weirdos. I guess you gotta make sure the Doritos aren’t past the best before date though.
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3021 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:16 am to
The picture of his family tells us all we need to know about him..
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4303 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:16 am to
I can rate HIS diet without looking in the cart
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16574 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:16 am to


Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
449263 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:16 am to
They are living this meme IRL

Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
14694 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:18 am to
That Orange Crush is going to be the one that strokes that dude out.
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1591 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:19 am to
Looks like your average 21st century American peasant. You almost feel sorry for them.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:19 am to
Michael Moore is Crooks dad?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56646 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:27 am to
Sfp if the cia man offered you a la purchase card what kind of black ops stuff would you be willing to do? What if he threw in the handicap tag?
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16216 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:33 am to
dude kinda favors mamajune.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9756 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:35 am to
Poor family. If they really had no idea what their son was up to, they should be left alone. Their son’s head was just blown through by a bullet, deservingly so, but it’s still their son.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9441 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Michael Moore is Crooks dad?

Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
137528 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Who’s wearing the mask?


No clue. I read he has a sister. But I don’t know the age.

One time I understand someone wearing a Covid mask. Can’t believe they didn’t do a click list instead of physically shopping.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16574 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Both Matthew and Mary Crooks are licensed as professional counselors, according to the Pennsylvania Department of State Licensing System Verification Service.


Mind blowing
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
83614 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:39 am to
That’s been known since the beginning
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 11:40 am to
This country needs a fat tax or start putting Ozempic in the water.
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