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Did anyone else completely miss the Church’s Chicken rebrand…

Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:11 pm
to Church’s Texas Chicken?





Apparently outside of the US it’s just known as Texas Chicken and the rebrand happened in 2019. Just noticed on some of the new commercials during the game last weekend.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49890 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:13 pm to
Has any country made them register their biscuits as deadly weapons yet?
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70402 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:13 pm to
I noticed it during a commercial recently.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:14 pm to

Getcha some of dat yard pimp
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15112 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:15 pm to
The Japs have a major boner for KFC. It’s a for real thing, that they want KFC to eat Xmas day. It blew me away.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20014 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:16 pm to
They’re trying to ripoff Cowboy Chicken with that marketing

Ain’t gonna work on me
Posted by oVo
Member since Dec 2013
11983 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:16 pm to
Goat mash potatoes and gravy
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49890 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:17 pm to
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Goat mash potatoes and gravy


Is that why they taste so meh?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
111700 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:20 pm to
I have never eaten at a Church's... when I was a little kid I remember asking my mom why we never got chicken there. She told me that the last time she got chicken there she opened the box and found a maggot.

Pretty much ruined it for life.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
24995 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:21 pm to
My first job (other than agricultural stuff) was working at Church's Chicken. At the time, they had fantastic fried peach pies. The slaw was also top notch. Then, they changed vendors and the peach pies sucked and the cole slaw was weak.

Posted by Train is comin
Deer Park
Member since Sep 2020
897 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:24 pm to
Church's is the most garbage chicken I've ever eaten. Brothers in New Orleans sadly blows it out of the water.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:25 pm to
i noticed that today as well, i saw the color changes but never paid attention to the new rebranding signs.

do you know if they unwound the popeyes churches merger and separated them again, or is it just a name change only?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70130 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:26 pm to
In college in Athens I lived across the street from a Church's Chicken for a couple years. The chicken wasn't great but the biscuits were 100% best of all the chicken places. Every time I went in there, I was the only white person. And it was like a record scratch moment where everyone stopped and got quiet like I was an undercover FBI agent. It was weird. But those biscuits. Damn.

Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35221 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:27 pm to
It’ll always have a special place in my heart because it was usually the only place to get fried chicken on base. Just about every PX had a place

Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:28 pm to
quote:

Goat mash potatoes and gravy



not even close, mash potatoes are crap

now their gravy is something worth going out of your way for, same for their apple pies, but the rest of their shite is worse than meh and the biscuits are so dry you can barely choke that trash down
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
24995 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:34 pm to
When I worked at Church's, there was generally a manager and 2-3 high school kids (including me) on duty. Brown polyester shiny pants, the puke yellow Church's shirt, and the awful hat. The best looking girl at the local high school (a Senior) came by some Saturday mornings. In the summer, it was Daisy May's which showed off her perfect, tanned legs. Not all the h.s. guys fully appreciated her, but she was far and away the best looking. She ended up marrying some "tough customer" in New Orleans and still lives in New Orleans.

Seeing any type of hot girl at that Church's was a miracle.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
24995 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

not even close, mash potatoes are crap

now their gravy is something worth going out of your way for, same for their apple pies, but the rest of their shite is worse than meh and the biscuits are so dry you can barely choke that trash down


When I worked there, there were no mashed potatoes - just fries and cole slaw. The co-manager was this old woman who made us "pinch the bottom" of the french fry bags to make them look full when they weren't. She also slipped one day on a soapy floor and her dentures popped loose. When we laughed, she made us stand in the corner for ten minutes.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17156 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:39 pm to
Most Church's Chicken aficionados seem to be huge, oversized Dallas Cowboys fans.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36436 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

She also slipped one day on a soapy floor and her dentures popped loose. When we laughed, she made us stand in the corner for ten minutes.




I frick with them honey butter biscuits tho
This post was edited on 11/15/22 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1199 posts
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:51 pm to
Church’s in Athens used to have the best sweet tea on earth.
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