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Do you know what "A Burger and A Grape Snow Cone" means ?

Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:40 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:40 am
Alan Jackson with the hidden lyric:

A burger and a grape snow cone is a euphemism used to describe oral sex or the 69 position, according to Urban Dictionary. In this scenario, the burger represents a vagina and the grape snow cone represents a penis. The grape flavor was chosen to represent the purple color of the head of the penis.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
78578 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:42 am to
At least it's not a song about his truck.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:42 am to
Damn that’s deep
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:45 am to
I think someone just made this up for Urban Dictionary. I doubt that was Alan Jackson’s intent.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
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5485 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:46 am to
“I dropped her off early” means he ejaculated prematurely
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:47 am to
quote:

The grape flavor was chosen to represent the purple color of the head of the penis.
Damn son.

Aggies en masse to this thread soon wanting to know where they can find grape-flavored penises.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:49 am to
I was willing but she wasn’t ready meant he PIIHB.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27398 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:49 am to
Don’t think “Urban Dictionary” was a thing when the song was written.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65893 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:50 am to
Sure. And a "gangster's paradise" meant a homosexual commune.
Posted by TackySweater
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:50 am to
Yea that’s made up lol
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:51 am to
quote:

Damn that’s deep


TWSS
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18823 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:53 am to
Bu yet never knew how much that muddy water meant to him. Hmmmmm
Posted by Proximo
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:56 am to
quote:

Don’t think “Urban Dictionary” was a thing when the song was written.

not detecting relevance
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
10953 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:56 am to
quote:

Don’t think “Urban Dictionary” was a thing when the song was written.

Why would it have to have been a thing when he wrote the song when it’s the source of the definition? I can make up something for urban dictionary today about an Elvis song.
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:56 am to
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:58 am to
Fo shiizzle means that a claim has been verified.
Posted by Proximo
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:59 am to
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Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:59 am to
quote:

Grape Snow Cone


Perfect when its hotter than a hoochie coochie
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20014 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 6:59 am to
TD knew the meaning a decade ago
Everyone clowning on dudes being virgins for not knowing the meaning
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
16767 posts
Posted on 7/27/23 at 7:06 am to
“Settled for a clam and a corn dog” didn’t rhyme
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