re: Ever had a female friend growing up that was a preacher's daughter and was off the chain?

46 YO Male divorced a couple of years now. True story that I’d forgotten until seeing this thread.

I met a Southern Baptist woman from an app. We met on a Sunday afternoon after originally connecting the afternoon prior. She was the children’s ministry leader going through a divorce, according to her. Soon to be ex husband had the kids.

We meet Sunday afternoon and agreed to allow no more than two hours. 15 minutes into our first face to face encounter, her hand is up my shorts fondling my balls. She looks at me and says she wants to frick.

20 minutes later, we are back at my place removing clothes in wild abandon when she calls the soon to be “ex husband” and puts him on speaker phone. She starts telling him how horny she is and he is getting into it. He asks about my cock, she starts giving him details. He tells her to put it in her mouth. She does while he’s talking to her.

All of this occurs before a cat can lick its arse and takes me by complete surprise. I started treating her like the dirty whore she was and talking shite to the frick hold on speaker. I go about this for a couple of minutes and mother fricked them both, which led to an immediate scurrying and eviction.

I learned that day dating apps were no longer for me.