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Florida woman rescued from storm drain for third time in less than two years

Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:51 am
Posted by texasmason
Dallas
Member since Apr 2019
1300 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:51 am
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Lyndsey Kennedy has been rescued from two storm drains in Delray Beach, Florida and one in Grand Prairie, Texas

A Florida woman was pulled from a storm drain for the third time in two years last week.

The Delray Beach Police Department said officers and firefighters responded to a report of a woman possibly in distress while swimming in a canal near the 500 block of Lindell Boulevard around noon on Wednesday. The department said officers located the woman, identified as Lyndsey Jane Kennedy, and asked if she needed help.

Kennedy reportedly ignored them and climbed into a storm drain pipe. Delray police said she refused to come out and began crawling farther into the culvert pipe, which crossed under Lindell Boulevard.



Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138170 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:51 am to
She is trying to date a fireman or medic.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
17987 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:52 am to
Must be a Mario fetish
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88530 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:52 am to
she's becoming a real drain on public resources
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 9:52 am to
The crazy eyes always tell the tale.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Florida woman rescued from storm drain for third time in less than two years


Just think. At one point in her life, her parents probably had grate expectations for her.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6413 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:05 am to
Posted by mmcgrath
Indianapolis
Member since Feb 2010
37038 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:06 am to
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Kennedy reportedly ignored them and climbed into a storm drain pipe. Delray police said she refused to come out and began crawling farther into the culvert pipe, which crossed under Lindell Boulevard.
I question the term "rescue" being used here. She is a crazy lady who needed to be pulled out because she refused to do it on her own.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37145 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:08 am to
“Yeah… uh… 911…. It’s happened again…”
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
14862 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:08 am to
She's nuts and that's her happy place.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88530 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Just think. At one point in her life, her parents probably had grate expectations for her.



those all went down the drain long ago
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2661 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:08 am to
I have a pipe that she would need rescue from. Am I right?
This post was edited on 1/25/23 at 10:09 am
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:10 am to
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Police contacted her mother, who said she has a history of mental illness, is a frequent user of illegal narcotics and has a history of doing "odd things" and "making bad decisions."

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:11 am to
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She's nuts and that's her happy place.


Exactly this.
Posted by Bwmdx
Member since Dec 2018
3310 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:12 am to
They should let natural selection take over
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38222 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:30 am to
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They should let natural selection take over


I lived down that way, I'm surprised it hasn't happened with some of the creatures in those canals.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
9661 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:35 am to
At some point you have to let the crazy bitch die in a storm drain.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37947 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:38 am to
Can’t she just stay inside when it rains?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19178 posts
Posted on 1/25/23 at 10:39 am to
No, Lyndsey, he didn’t say he wanted you to lay in the pipe.
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