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Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:32 pm
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:32 pm
(Inspiered by the candy cigarette and cigar thread)
Who remembers singing this song as a kid?
This is the version we would sing.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Marinated monkey meat.
Chopped up chicken feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
How was you version different?
Who remembers singing this song as a kid?
This is the version we would sing.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Marinated monkey meat.
Chopped up chicken feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
How was you version different?
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Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:37 pm to La Place Mike
I don't remember all of it, but we would say 'mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parakeet' instead.
Maybe something about mixing it in a bowl of blood.
Maybe something about mixing it in a bowl of blood.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:37 pm to La Place Mike
Big green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet
Big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And that's what we had for lunch
Have also heard "dried, fried birdie eyes" in line 4, ymmv
Mutilated monkey meat
Dirty little birdie feet
Big green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
And that's what we had for lunch
Have also heard "dried, fried birdie eyes" in line 4, ymmv
This post was edited on 4/5/22 at 9:40 pm
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:39 pm to La Place Mike
I don't remember the exact version, probably because I blacked it out. My sister stuck on that one for what seemed like years. She'd sing it constantly. It drove me nuts.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:40 pm to La Place Mike
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Itsy bitsy birdie feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
Mutilated monkey meat.
Itsy bitsy birdie feet.
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
And me without my spoon.
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to La Place Mike
Line 3
chopped up baby parakeet
chopped up baby parakeet
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to La Place Mike
Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Pus infected birdies feet,
Volumes and volumes of
Vintricated vulture vomit.
And I forgot my spoon
BUT I’VE GOT A STRAW!
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Pus infected birdies feet,
Volumes and volumes of
Vintricated vulture vomit.
And I forgot my spoon
BUT I’VE GOT A STRAW!
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:45 pm to Lakefront-Tiger
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little birdie feet
All ground up with all purpose porpoise pus
That’s what we’re having today
All ground up with all purpose porpoise pus
That’s what we’re having today
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:49 pm to Bullfrog
Posted on 4/5/22 at 9:51 pm to La Place Mike
Mutilated monkey meat
Little baby birdie feer
Little baby birdie feer
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:26 pm to La Place Mike
Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Itty bitsy birdy feet
French fried eyeballs rollin down a dirty street
And me…without my spoon!
Mutilated monkey meat
Itty bitsy birdy feet
French fried eyeballs rollin down a dirty street
And me…without my spoon!
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:52 pm to La Place Mike
I just remember “mutilated monkey meat”. 
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:56 pm to La Place Mike
quote:
How was you version different?
We never sang this.
Ours was "Super-Sonic Fart"
Driving down the highway,
doing sixty-four.
{Insert friend's name) laid a big one,
it blew me out the door.
The engine wouldn't start,
the tires fell apart,
all because of (friend's name)'s
Super-Sonic Fart.
Suuuuuuppppeeeeerrrrr!
Super-Sonic!
Super-Sonic Fart!
Suuuuuuppppeeeeerrrrr!
Super-Sonic!
Super-Sonic Fart!
Posted on 4/5/22 at 10:59 pm to La Place Mike
Girls are made of
Greasy grimey gopher guts
Insulated monkey feet
French fried eyeballs
Floatin’ in a muddy malt
And I forgot my straw!!
Greasy grimey gopher guts
Insulated monkey feet
French fried eyeballs
Floatin’ in a muddy malt
And I forgot my straw!!
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:00 pm to La Place Mike
….
Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up parakeet
14 eyeballs rolling down main street
purple pork and beans too
Scab sandwich with puss on top
Turkey vomit and camel snot
Put them all together and what have you got?
Lunch at the YMCA
Great green gobs of
Greasy grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Chopped up parakeet
14 eyeballs rolling down main street
purple pork and beans too
Scab sandwich with puss on top
Turkey vomit and camel snot
Put them all together and what have you got?
Lunch at the YMCA
This post was edited on 4/7/22 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:01 pm to La Place Mike
What the frick
Posted on 4/5/22 at 11:39 pm to La Place Mike
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies dirty feet
French fried eyeballs dipped in kerosene
Me without a spoon but I’ve got a straw
Ftw
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies dirty feet
French fried eyeballs dipped in kerosene
Me without a spoon but I’ve got a straw
Ftw
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:07 am to La Place Mike
Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat.
Chopped up little birdie feet.
Fify
Mutilated monkey meat.
Chopped up little birdie feet.
Fify
Posted on 4/6/22 at 12:19 am to fr33manator
quote:
And I forgot my spoon BUT I’VE GOT A STRAW!
That’s the best part!
Posted on 4/6/22 at 1:31 am to WinnaSez
I prefer Greasy Granny's Gopher Gravy
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