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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes a Bite Out of Her Vagina Candle in Uber Eats Super Bowl Commercial
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am

Gwyneth Paltrow takes a bite out of her “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle in a new Uber Eats Super Bowl commercial. “This candle taste funny. Not bad but funny,” the actress says to herself after taking a bite out of candle.
Paltrow sells genitalia-themed candles through her health and wellness company Goop. Last month, she launched a “Hands Off My Vagina” abortion rights candle in partnership with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), with some proceeds going to the left-wing organization.
Along with Paltrow, the Uber Eats commercial also features actress Jennifer Coolidge, and The Daily Show host Trevor Noah, who are all seen taking bites out of random inedible items.
In Coolidge’s clip, the White Lotus star looks confused as she pulls a tube of lipstick out of an Uber Eats delivery bag.
“What? Lipstick?” she says to herself. “Lipstick delivered with Uber Eats?”
The actress then tests the lipstick on her tongue, before taking a bite out of it and exclaiming, “Oh, it tastes like purple!”
She then takes a makeup brush out of the bag and bites off the top of it, before saying, “I love this! Oh my God!”
As for Noah’s clip, the television host is seen eating a tube of deodorant as he appears disgusted with the flavor.
The full commercial will air during Super Bowl LVI on February 13, when the Cincinnati Bengals and Los Angeles Rams face off at the SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California. LINK
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:58 am to DeltaTigerDelta
She's way overrated 

Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:59 am to DeltaTigerDelta
Uber Eats or Puber Eats?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:01 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
That candle better smell like nothing
Reminds me of a drink I saw once called pussy. Someone said what’s that taste like. Old timer said ..Hopefully nothing
Reminds me of a drink I saw once called pussy. Someone said what’s that taste like. Old timer said ..Hopefully nothing
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:09 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
time for her to drift into the background and disappear
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:11 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
There will be a conga line of ads like this during the Super Bowl consisting of smut, filth, pro gay and LGBT garbage, and left wing activism
When will people learn that corporations despise average normal Americans. Yet so many advocate for lowering their taxes.
When will people learn that corporations despise average normal Americans. Yet so many advocate for lowering their taxes.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:12 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Pretty disgusting people cheer shite like this one.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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This post was edited on 3/31/23 at 7:59 am
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Isn’t this the same idiot that said she “struggled” through the beginning of the pandemic because she couldn’t get all organic food or some BS like that?
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to Deactived
Stop the world, I want to get off
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:16 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Girls love the taste of their own pussy I always finger then and stick my fingers in their mouth for them to lick it off
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:18 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:23 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
quote:
“This candle taste funny. Not bad but funny,”
So, her pussy tastes/smells..."funny"?

Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:26 pm to deltaland
quote:
Girls love the taste of their own pussy I always finger then and stick my fingers in their mouth for them to lick it off
No more drinking for you today


Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:38 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
And yet any religious organization is not allowed to air an ad.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:40 pm to goldennugget
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When will people learn that corporations despise average normal Americans. Yet so many advocate for lowering their taxes.
You're confusing two different issues. Corporate taxes are nothing more than double taxation. It is another one of those emotion-based issues that liberals love to support. But, like everything else liberals support, it doesn't stand up to logical analysis. Corporations are owned by people, who are then taxed on any income derived from the corporation. So, taxing a business or corporation in some juvenile, simplistic desire to "make them pay their fair share!" is merely taxing the stockholders twice.
And who owns corporations in America? Well, if you have a retirement or investment account, you do. Quit falling for the Democrats' infantile class envy/social division schtick.
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:40 pm to goldennugget
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smut, filth, pro gay and LGBT
Why you want to throw smut and filth in with that other shite? What's wrong with you?
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