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Gwyneth Paltrow Takes a Bite Out of Her Vagina Candle in Uber Eats Super Bowl Commercial

Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:56 am


Gwyneth Paltrow takes a bite out of her “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle in a new Uber Eats Super Bowl commercial. “This candle taste funny. Not bad but funny,” the actress says to herself after taking a bite out of candle.
Paltrow sells genitalia-themed candles through her health and wellness company Goop. Last month, she launched a “Hands Off My Vagina” abortion rights candle in partnership with the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), with some proceeds going to the left-wing organization.

Along with Paltrow, the Uber Eats commercial also features actress Jennifer Coolidge, and The Daily Show host Trevor Noah, who are all seen taking bites out of random inedible items.

In Coolidge’s clip, the White Lotus star looks confused as she pulls a tube of lipstick out of an Uber Eats delivery bag.

“What? Lipstick?” she says to herself. “Lipstick delivered with Uber Eats?”
The actress then tests the lipstick on her tongue, before taking a bite out of it and exclaiming, “Oh, it tastes like purple!”

She then takes a makeup brush out of the bag and bites off the top of it, before saying, “I love this! Oh my God!”
As for Noah’s clip, the television host is seen eating a tube of deodorant as he appears disgusted with the flavor.
The full commercial will air during Super Bowl LVI on February 13, when the Cincinnati Bengals and Los Angeles Rams face off at the SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California. LINK
Posted by Tigah88
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2022
41 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:58 am to
Hot.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14699 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:58 am to
She's way overrated
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12710 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 11:59 am to
Uber Eats or Puber Eats?
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18823 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:01 pm to
That candle better smell like nothing


Reminds me of a drink I saw once called pussy. Someone said what’s that taste like. Old timer said ..Hopefully nothing
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11753 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:09 pm to
time for her to drift into the background and disappear
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
25187 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:11 pm to
There will be a conga line of ads like this during the Super Bowl consisting of smut, filth, pro gay and LGBT garbage, and left wing activism

When will people learn that corporations despise average normal Americans. Yet so many advocate for lowering their taxes.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:12 pm to
Pretty disgusting people cheer shite like this one.
Posted by msutiger
Houston
Member since Jul 2008
70548 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/31/23 at 7:59 am
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8048 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to
Isn’t this the same idiot that said she “struggled” through the beginning of the pandemic because she couldn’t get all organic food or some BS like that?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18190 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:14 pm to
Stop the world, I want to get off
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96507 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:16 pm to
Girls love the taste of their own pussy I always finger then and stick my fingers in their mouth for them to lick it off
Posted by squid_hunt
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2021
11272 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:18 pm to
Apparently it worked.

LINK
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
40978 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:20 pm to
Cringorilla
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21621 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

“This candle taste funny. Not bad but funny,”

So, her pussy tastes/smells..."funny"?



fricking famous people are insane
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14699 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Girls love the taste of their own pussy I always finger then and stick my fingers in their mouth for them to lick it off



No more drinking for you today ......
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3843 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:33 pm to
Nasty
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
4004 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:38 pm to
And yet any religious organization is not allowed to air an ad.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35366 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

When will people learn that corporations despise average normal Americans. Yet so many advocate for lowering their taxes.


You're confusing two different issues. Corporate taxes are nothing more than double taxation. It is another one of those emotion-based issues that liberals love to support. But, like everything else liberals support, it doesn't stand up to logical analysis. Corporations are owned by people, who are then taxed on any income derived from the corporation. So, taxing a business or corporation in some juvenile, simplistic desire to "make them pay their fair share!" is merely taxing the stockholders twice.

And who owns corporations in America? Well, if you have a retirement or investment account, you do. Quit falling for the Democrats' infantile class envy/social division schtick.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/3/22 at 12:40 pm to
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smut, filth, pro gay and LGBT

Why you want to throw smut and filth in with that other shite? What's wrong with you?
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