re: Happy Ending Massage Parlor

I stumbled in one once after leaving a bar, and the girl was actually hot, but I had whiskey dick and couldn't get it up. After 10 minutes I paid the bill and walked out in shame.

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Never tell anybody what I mean

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K, M'effer?

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This guy means business.

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I thought leaving my boxers on would be clear enough I wasn’t looking for more than a massage

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Pretty much...no one has gotten a BJ while wearing boxers since the mid-90s

Went to one back in in the mid90s when I was still single. Had no idea how it worked. Laid down on the table with a towel covering my privates. She came in the room wearing a robe. She was decent looking. I’m guessing she was close to my age, early to mid 20s. She rubbed my shoulders for a few minutes then asked “you got money for tippy?” I said sure. She proceeds to disrobe and remove the towel and massage my privates with her hand for a minute before she swapped up and started using her mouth. She asked “you want me to climb on?” I said sure. When I was done she cleaned me up, I got dressed, paid her and left. That was that.

Wasn’t nearly as good as the brothels in Germany though.

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Breauxsif

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Being a young single soldier stationed in Germany during the 80s was pretty awesome.

Let me know which one is best in the Birmingham area. Asking for a friend

Reckless driving ring busted?

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Any experiences? How often do married people do these?

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They are in every strip mall in Houston. I’m tempted, but I’m scared to death of ending up in a sting. I’d be nervous as hell walking in a place like that.

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I’m tempted, but I’m scared to death of ending up in a sting. I’d be nervous as hell walking in a place like that.

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There are ways to do it with the money which will keep you out of trouble