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re: Hilarious sports quotes.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:27 am to alpinetiger
Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:27 am to alpinetiger
Barry Switzer
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"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:41 am to alpinetiger
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“It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course.”
- Hank Aaron.
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 11:41 am
Posted on 1/10/22 at 11:47 am to Corso
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WR Anquan Boldin
Didn't FSU even put him in at QB at some point in the game because of the INTs?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:09 pm to alpinetiger
High school basketball coach...
"We're small, but we are slow!
"We're small, but we are slow!
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:26 pm to LSUandAU
A couple local Phoenix locker room ones.
One time a local tv station went around the locker room asking players their favorite food. A lot of them said stuff like Lobster Newburg or a ribeye from Ruth Chris'. When they got to Antrell Rolle, he said, "Oh man, gotta be my mama meat spagetti."
And one time in the Phoenix Suns locker room, Joe Klein's very young son was going around picking up towels and putting them in the towel bin. Barkley tells Klein "Hey, that's good training for his janitorial career." Klein shot right back "He's gonna have to do something to support your daughter."
One time a local tv station went around the locker room asking players their favorite food. A lot of them said stuff like Lobster Newburg or a ribeye from Ruth Chris'. When they got to Antrell Rolle, he said, "Oh man, gotta be my mama meat spagetti."
And one time in the Phoenix Suns locker room, Joe Klein's very young son was going around picking up towels and putting them in the towel bin. Barkley tells Klein "Hey, that's good training for his janitorial career." Klein shot right back "He's gonna have to do something to support your daughter."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:28 pm to LSUandAU
Soccer Legend George Best:
“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life”
“I spent a lot of money on Booze, Birds and fast cars. The rest I just wasted”
“If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World it would be a hard choice. Thankfully I have done both”
“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life”
“I spent a lot of money on Booze, Birds and fast cars. The rest I just wasted”
“If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World it would be a hard choice. Thankfully I have done both”
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:36 pm to Mike Joyce
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oward Cosell’s comment while watching a player return a kickoff for a TD on Monday Night Football, which got him into a heap of trouble:
“LOOK AT THAT MONKEY RUN !”
I was watching that night.
Later on, Cosell apologized for the comment, and good old Dandy Don Meredith said, "That's OK Howard, we still love you. you big ape."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 12:48 pm to Ajo Devil
Dandy Don gave zero fricks.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 1:11 pm to GRTiger
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quote:
“Even God can’t hit a 1 iron.” — Lee Trevino
Wasn't the full quote something like "if you ever find yourself on a golf course on the middle of a lightning storm, just hold up a 1 iron. Even God can't hit a 1 iron."
This is a good thread.
And of course, he was hit by lightning during a golf tournament.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:32 pm to Tortious
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Didn't FSU even put him in at QB at some point in the game because of the INTs?
They did. And he threw a perfect bomb to Talman Gardner in the endzone and he dropped it
Posted on 1/10/22 at 4:45 pm to grizzlylongcut
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Can't believe there haven't been more examples of Stengelese.
Casey Stengel was an incredible wordsmith.
“There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.”
“Good pitching will always stop good hitting, and vice versa.”
My all time favorite was what he said to Bob Cerv in 1956:
“There's not many people that know this, but one of us has been traded to Kansas City."
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:14 pm to Feral
Mickey Mantle, who was dying of liver disease, received a transplant. The surgeon who performed the operation had a post-surgery press conference where he was asked this question:
Reporter: Doc, when will we be able to interview the donor?
Surgeon: You're a sports reporter aren't you?
Another favorite, I don't remember the football coach, but when talking about his QB shoulder injury said "the doc says he has a torn labrum, I thought only girls had labrums."
Reporter: Doc, when will we be able to interview the donor?
Surgeon: You're a sports reporter aren't you?
Another favorite, I don't remember the football coach, but when talking about his QB shoulder injury said "the doc says he has a torn labrum, I thought only girls had labrums."
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 5:25 pm to alpinetiger
We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager I can't figure out where else to play. "
Pat Williams
Pat Williams
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:00 pm to alpinetiger
They say hindsight’s 50/50- Lord Cameron Newton
I want to rush for 1500 or 2000 yards this year, whichever comes first. - George Rogers
I don’t know who that number 32 is but he’s a helluva back- Saints head coach JD Roberts during preseason game with the Bills
I want to rush for 1500 or 2000 yards this year, whichever comes first. - George Rogers
I don’t know who that number 32 is but he’s a helluva back- Saints head coach JD Roberts during preseason game with the Bills
Posted on 1/10/22 at 6:02 pm to Mike Joyce
You know it’s a nice hotel when the towels are so thick you can hardly close your suitcase- Yogi Berra
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