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How do you know if the FBI is watching you?

Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:53 pm
I just lost my internet connection for a few seconds then it can back. Was that them?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:54 pm to
Use a cell phone
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65899 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:54 pm to
Ask Alexa, confirm with Google, and triple check with Siri. They'll shoot you straight.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:54 pm to
can't tell you because them I'd have to kill you, but yes
Posted by TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:55 pm to
The FBI doesn’t give a shite about you. It’s the NSA that’s watching you.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:55 pm to
Did you get an FBI warning that they know you were watching something you shouldn’t have? Then they definitely are, that’s not a bullshite virus or anything.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

Did you get an FBI warning that they know you were watching something you shouldn’t have?


Like butt sex?
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36933 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:56 pm to
When they kick your door in at 4am serving a no knock warrant and drag you out of bed, freeze your assets, and suspend your passport, you’ll know they’ve been watching you.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:58 pm to
I just saw a white van slowly drive by twice. Of course I live on a dead end street. Could have been an ice cream truck.

ETA:
Hold everything! The ice cream truck doesn't come at night!
Mother fricker.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117189 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 9:59 pm to
If they are watching me then they have nothing better to do.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102143 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:00 pm to
You know, you can write them and ask if they have a file on you. And if you don't have one, they'll open one.

FWIW, SO's brother is an FBI agent. Most inscrutable, closed down person I've ever met. You never know WTF he's thinking.
Posted by ItTakesAThief
Scottsdale, Arizona
Member since Dec 2009
9812 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:00 pm to
Randomly check available WiFi around you.

If you keep seeing FBI Mobile Surveillance Unit with randomn number pop up. You know they are on to you.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:00 pm to
I typed in "signs th" in google search and it did an auto fill with...

signs the fbi is watching you
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
99785 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:01 pm to
I’d be more worried about the NSA
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42758 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

How do you know if the FBI is watching you?




If there is an FBI surveillance van in your wifi search area, the FBI is watching you.


If there is not an FBI surveillance van in your wifi search area, the NSA is watching you.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15929 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:10 pm to
Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33038 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:12 pm to
Lol OP been looking at tranny tentacle porn
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:13 pm to
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:16 pm to
I don't see any vans park outside, but I was thinking. My neighbor served as a marine. He says he works in construction, but I'm starting to have my doubts. Very secretive and his pick up doesn't have any truck nutz.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:16 pm to
We've been watching you since you bought those Cuban cigars from that Costa Rican whore that works for us sport, be a shame if everybody you know found out you have to pay for pussy... You know anything about Trump and Russian collusion?
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