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re: How many grown men would it take to physically restrain a gorilla?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 3:46 pm to Rep520
Posted on 4/24/18 at 3:46 pm to Rep520
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Posted on 4/24/18 at 3:47 pm to slackster
It's hard as hell to catch a chicken who is intent on escape. A 500 lb gorilla is at least as quick as a chicken.
The movement of a monkey that size is as big a problem as the strength.
The movement of a monkey that size is as big a problem as the strength.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 3:59 pm to Rep520
I see this playing out much like Omaha Beach on D-Day. The first few waves of men will get dispatched quickly. There will be mass fatalities. Eventually the endless wave of humans will simply wear out the beast and end this hilarious scenario.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:00 pm to JackieTreehorn
Sounds like a Zapp Brannigan strategy 
"I sent wave after wave of my own men until the killbots reached their preset kill limit".
"I sent wave after wave of my own men until the killbots reached their preset kill limit".
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:01 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:Attack how exactly? Remember, you have no weapons. I they really going grab and lock up with a gorilla? It's center of gravity is perfect for it's strength. He'd break through those weak holds like Bo Jackson breaking tackles
meanwhile men would be attacking him from all sides
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:03 pm to olgoi khorkhoi
Here's a top five gorilla fights video. #3 is a silverback vs four smaller gorillas and it shows exactly how hard to handle a big gorilla is when it's ready to fight. Any of those smaller gorillas would eff a person up and all four don't really come close to messing with the silverback.
LINK
LINK
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:04 pm to MontyFranklyn
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He'd break through those weak holds like Bo Jackson breaking tackles
You mean like Bo ragdolling Deion Sanders?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:05 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:Yeah, that's a good example
You mean like Bo ragdolling Deion Sanders?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:14 pm to MontyFranklyn
so i should chalk you up as one who is of the opinion no amount of men could restrain or kill a gorilla without weapons?
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:27 pm to MontyFranklyn
It would have to be like a comical pile of humans on top of corpses on top of the gorilla
Like all those Agent Smiths on top of Neo in the 2nd Matrix movie.
Playfully wrestling with a large, domesticated, docile dog is hard. Imagine that times 100.
Like all those Agent Smiths on top of Neo in the 2nd Matrix movie.
Playfully wrestling with a large, domesticated, docile dog is hard. Imagine that times 100.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:27 pm to Topwater Trout
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so i should chalk you up as one who is of the opinion no amount of men could restrain or kill a gorilla without weapons?
If there is a time limit involved, I'm in this boat.
Obviously, two hundred men, in waves of 10 over an hour would exhaust a gorilla until it just passed out from exhaustion.
But the beast would stack bodies before that occurred.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:42 pm to TheCaterpillar
Don't y'all remember Travis the chimp ripping that lady to shreds? He was like 200lbs.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 4:52 pm to Rhino5
It was also a weak lady that was not expecting that.
But I get what you're saying and agree.
But I get what you're saying and agree.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 5:23 pm to StringedInstruments
I'm not reading through 14 pages but I assume that Chuck Norris has already done this with one hand tied behind his back while suffering from a case of severe food poisoning.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 5:34 pm to BigB0882
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I'm not reading through 14 pages but I assume that Chuck Norris has already done this with one hand tied behind his back while suffering from a case of severe food poisoning.
>>Blows whistle<<
>>Throws yellow flag<<
Illegal Participation
Chuck Norris is no mere grown man.
Fifteen yard penalty.
Repeat the down.
This post was edited on 4/24/18 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 4/24/18 at 5:47 pm to TheCaterpillar
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And I can't speak to their endurance, but they are mammals that are biologically very similar to humans, but have the ability to survive in the jungle and climb trees and shite, so I assume its pretty good.
A gorilla exists in a constant state of either chilling or working out, and there really isn’t much in between. So if he’s only running around and climbing trees 20% of the time, he’s still working out way more than any human on earth.
Posted on 4/24/18 at 6:19 pm to StringedInstruments
2 less than how many angels can stand on the head of a pin.
Posted on 5/4/18 at 5:06 pm to TigerstuckinMS
Is that with or without the chicken?
Posted on 5/4/18 at 6:28 pm to redbaron
Not looking through 14 pages, but...I did
read once that a full grown gorilla could bench press 6,000 pounds.
So, let’s keep the gorilla population in the jungles and not playing human or we are extinct.
read once that a full grown gorilla could bench press 6,000 pounds.
So, let’s keep the gorilla population in the jungles and not playing human or we are extinct.
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