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How many rulers does it take to measure your penis?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:53 am
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:53 am
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A man who was arrested for measuring his penis with a ruler while at a urinal inside a University of Iowa bathroom has struck a plea deal that will spare him jail time, but which requires completion of a sex offender treatment program, according to court records
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Police reported that Morgan “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness,” who was using a urinal at the time. Morgan, seen at right, then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint. The victim told cops that Morgan “made a comment regarding his size,” adding that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing Morgan’s “semi-erect penis.” The man added that atop two of the urinals were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.” When confronted by officers, Morgan copped to measuring himself with the ruler. Though he denied “being aroused,” Morgan said he was guilty of being “curious.”
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
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Police reported that Morgan “partially turned his body towards the victim/witness,” who was using a urinal at the time. Morgan, seen at right, then “measured his penis against a cardboard ruler,” according to a criminal complaint. The victim told cops that Morgan “made a comment regarding his size,” adding that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing Morgan’s “semi-erect penis.” The man added that atop two of the urinals were cardboard rulers with “dark sharpie markings regarding penis size.” When confronted by officers, Morgan copped to measuring himself with the ruler. Though he denied “being aroused,” Morgan said he was guilty of being “curious.”
Well. How big was it?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
My bad. Thought it would make people feel better about their own dicks
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
...better question.
How far away from the urinal is too far?
How far away from the urinal is too far?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:54 am to arseinclarse
3 but thats because I pretend mine is long
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:55 am to arseinclarse
How many of your penises does it take to measure one ruler?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:57 am to hombreman9
I USE A Stanley 25' power recoil 
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:57 am to hombreman9
3.50
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:57 am to arseinclarse
sounds like the victim was just jealous of the size and decided to turn him in.
what a dick
what a dick
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:57 am to hombreman9
Where should I start the measurement?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:58 am to arseinclarse
He looks like a penis.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 9:58 am to arseinclarse
Mine is 10
Centimeters
Centimeters
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:01 am to arseinclarse
Is that against the law?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:01 am to arseinclarse
Better question is, why is that illegal?
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:01 am to arseinclarse
Gotta use multiple rulers to account for inconsistent measurement. Then use the most favorable measurement. Every tenth of an inch counts when you’re only average
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:02 am to arseinclarse
He couldn't have chosen a better time and place?
Sounds like he won a bet and those loser was sore about it.
Sounds like he won a bet and those loser was sore about it.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:29 am to arseinclarse
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How many rulers does it take to measure your penis?
If by ruler you mean yardstick, then in my case two.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:33 am to TheFonz
Using a standard 25 foot, 1 inch measuring tape...
2
Side by side.
2
Side by side.
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Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:34 am to arseinclarse
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The victim told cops that Morgan “made a comment regarding his size,” adding that he “felt weird and uncomfortable” seeing Morgan’s “semi-erect penis.”
If seeing a man's semi erect penis makes you feel weird and uncomfortable you must have some other issues going on. A half chub is one of the most comforting images in nature. It's a symbol that yes, I think your hot but you are not in imminent danger of being raped.
Posted on 5/15/18 at 10:39 am to arseinclarse
What a dick.
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