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How much water will cause a diluted urine sample?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:28 am
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:28 am
I had to take a drug test for a new job yesterday. My results came back today as negative, but diluted.
I went back in today and retested. At this point in the day, I had consumed yogurt, a little bit of coffee, and roughly 20 oz of water (one bottle).
How much water does it take to dilute a sample? My sample was clear today, but I can't imagine I had drank enough water to dilute it again.
I went back in today and retested. At this point in the day, I had consumed yogurt, a little bit of coffee, and roughly 20 oz of water (one bottle).
How much water does it take to dilute a sample? My sample was clear today, but I can't imagine I had drank enough water to dilute it again.
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:29 am to Grateful Reb
Well this should kill an hour of my day.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:30 am to Grateful Reb
Did you mid-stream it?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:31 am to Grateful Reb
1. Obtain clean urine
2. Obtain Whizzinator
3. Tape Whizzinator to your leg, use hand warmer to monitor temperature
4. Whizz
5. Profit
If you deviated from this tried and true method, that's on you bub.
2. Obtain Whizzinator
3. Tape Whizzinator to your leg, use hand warmer to monitor temperature
4. Whizz
5. Profit
If you deviated from this tried and true method, that's on you bub.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:32 am to Hardy_Har
I've got nothing to hide so I filled that thing to the brim. It was annoying though because my piss was clear, and I told them multiple times I'd wait and provide more if need be, but they were just vaguely like "nah I'm sure you're cool".
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:33 am to Hardy_Har
quote:
Did you mid-stream it?
Does that really work?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:37 am to upgrayedd
Clean catch
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:40 am to Grateful Reb
If you quit smoking drugs then you wouldn't have to worry about "diluting" your "urine".
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:44 am to Grateful Reb
You can't put the herb down long enough to pass a drug test? 
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:46 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Does that really work?
I can make a difference, yes.
But if you're gonna fail badly, you're screwed either way.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:50 am to Grateful Reb
sound like you are trying to cheat that DT
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:51 am to Dirty Rascal
Guess you can't read. He said he's got nothing to hide
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:55 am to TH03
The reading comprehension of TD is on full display in this thread.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:56 am to Grateful Reb
Purchase a box of Pectin, 2 hours prior to you drug test mix one whole liquid pack with a gallon of water and drink the whole gallon. everytime you piss drink a glass of water. piss three times before you have too piss in the cup and you will never fail a drug screen... Do not drink anything other than water or eat anything before your test or the drugs will enter back through.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:57 am to Grateful Reb
How about all these self-righteous, goody two-shoes jumping to conclusions that you purposefully diluted the urine because you're addicted to the marijuana sticks? 
Posted on 5/19/15 at 11:58 am to upgrayedd
quote:always pee in the toilet first then cup, baw
Does that really work?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:03 pm to Grateful Reb
Supposedly you wanna "mid-stream" it, and especially avoid the initial pee. If you have nothing to worry about, drink a little less before going in, so your pee is yellow.
For those who are super desperate:
Use a travel shampoo bottle to store clean urine you have obtained from someone (handle carefully). Place in warm water en route to testing facility. Get one of those laser thermometers that tells you exact temperature. Make sure the sample is about 110 degrees F, maybe a little higher, but not 115. Put the shampoo bottle in your underwear near your gouche (boxer briefs normally have a compartment you can slide it into). This will give you a 15-20 window to walk in talk to the receptionist, do what you need etc. before having to give the sample. Then just don't shite your pants.
For those who are super desperate:
Use a travel shampoo bottle to store clean urine you have obtained from someone (handle carefully). Place in warm water en route to testing facility. Get one of those laser thermometers that tells you exact temperature. Make sure the sample is about 110 degrees F, maybe a little higher, but not 115. Put the shampoo bottle in your underwear near your gouche (boxer briefs normally have a compartment you can slide it into). This will give you a 15-20 window to walk in talk to the receptionist, do what you need etc. before having to give the sample. Then just don't shite your pants.
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:28 pm to SwaggerCopter
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by SwaggerCopter
The reading comprehension of TD is on full display in this thread.
Agreed. I did not intentionally dilute it. My piss is clean - I was simply trying to avoid diluting it again.
This post was edited on 5/19/15 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 5/19/15 at 1:00 pm to Grateful Reb
quote:
Agreed. I did not intentionally dilute it. My piss is clean - I was simply trying to avoid diluting it again.
Just don't drink any water at all?
Posted on 5/19/15 at 1:04 pm to Grateful Reb
quote:
I did not intentionally dilute it. My piss is clean
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