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How to stumpbroke a cow
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:38 am
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:38 am
It is turning into a lost art form and I fear that it may become one of those traditions that's completely lost 20 or 30 years from now. My great grandfather was the best in the county and my grandpa also was extremely efficient.
I just can't seem to get any of my cows stumpbroke, however. How did you stumpbroke your first cow? I feel as if I can get the first one stumpbroke, the rest will fall in line.
Thanks in advance for the tips
I just can't seem to get any of my cows stumpbroke, however. How did you stumpbroke your first cow? I feel as if I can get the first one stumpbroke, the rest will fall in line.
Thanks in advance for the tips
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:39 am to Violent Hip Swivel
You Georgia Baws have problems
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:40 am to The Torch
Not sure how to proceed
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
First you gotta violently swivel their hips
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Can you try explaining this again, and this time pretend like we don't know what you are talking about? Thanks.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:I gave her an engagement ring...
How did you stumpbroke your first cow?
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
You need Jesus
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:41 am to Violent Hip Swivel
You’ll get better answers here
This post was edited on 6/14/24 at 9:42 am
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:41 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
I just can't seem to get any of my cows stumpbroke, however. How did you stumpbroke your first cow? I feel as if I can get the first one stumpbroke, the rest will fall in line.
I find copious amounts of alcohol helps.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:42 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Remember, no means no, so get consent first.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:50 am to Violent Hip Swivel
They teach this during student orientation at Auburn.
“ Stump broke refers to the training process of teaching a cow to stand still while being milked. The term "stump" comes from the practice of tying a cow’s leg to a post or stump during milking. This helps to prevent the cow from moving around, potentially causing harm to itself or the milker. Over time, the cow becomes accustomed to this routine and learns to stand still without the need for restraints.”
“ Stump broke refers to the training process of teaching a cow to stand still while being milked. The term "stump" comes from the practice of tying a cow’s leg to a post or stump during milking. This helps to prevent the cow from moving around, potentially causing harm to itself or the milker. Over time, the cow becomes accustomed to this routine and learns to stand still without the need for restraints.”
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:51 am to Bjorn Cyborg
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Remember, no means no, so get consent first.
I am thinking that this might be my problem
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:51 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:54 am to bird35
quote:
“ Stump broke refers to the training process of teaching a cow to stand still while being milked. The term "stump" comes from the practice of tying a cow’s leg to a post or stump during milking. This helps to prevent the cow from moving around, potentially causing harm to itself or the milker. Over time, the cow becomes accustomed to this routine and learns to stand still without the need for restraints.”
The stump is for standing on. Stumpbroke must mean something completely different where you live
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:55 am to Splackavellie
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Can you try explaining this again, and this time pretend like we don't know what you are talking about? Thanks.
Yankee
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:55 am to Violent Hip Swivel
First, you make a roux…
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:58 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Stumpbroke Mountain =
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Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 6/14/24 at 9:59 am to Violent Hip Swivel
You gotta wait for that cow to stand by a stump and put her tail in the air.
Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:00 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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Posted on 6/14/24 at 10:22 am to Splackavellie
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Can you try explaining this again, and this time pretend like we don't know what you are talking about? Thanks.
Though you can find the term on google, etc. that refers to training a cow to stand still while being milked. This drunk/high clown is making an attempt at humor by referring to stump broke as the practice of having a cow stand by a stump and his pops standing on the stump frickin the cow.
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