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How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:00 am
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:00 am
Imagine being dropped off in the Alaskan wilderness and a Bear of that species decided to greet you one evening, unexpectedly.
I don't like guns, other than for hunting, so I would just have a .22.
That would do nothing.
If I knew that I was going to Alaska beforehand, then I would take a Samurai Katana that measured 3.5 feet from the hilt, to the blade.
Bear claws and teeth are very formidable, but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
What would you guys do in that situation?
I don't like guns, other than for hunting, so I would just have a .22.
That would do nothing.
If I knew that I was going to Alaska beforehand, then I would take a Samurai Katana that measured 3.5 feet from the hilt, to the blade.
Bear claws and teeth are very formidable, but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
What would you guys do in that situation?
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Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:03 am to Octopus
Carry a bigger gun.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:06 am to Octopus
Cut its throat with a 110 buck knife. I think I could do it if I was able to sneak up behind him. Or better yet if he was sleeping.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:21 am to Octopus
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How would you personally kill a Grizzly Bear with no gun?
i would probably hope it chokes on some of my bones after it killed me.
id probably put up bear traps and hope it starves., but you said unexpectedly so yea aint happening.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:26 am to billjamin
No guns, Baw.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:26 am to Octopus
Blow it up with a hand grenade
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:30 am to SelaTiger
Dead, baw. That knife wouldn't do shite.
Grizzlies have 4 inches of fur.
Grizzlies have 4 inches of fur.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:30 am to Octopus
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but one thrust through its stomach, and another straight into a foot, might make it rethink things.
You are going to be quickly disappointed.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:31 am to Octopus
With no gun? I’d kill it with a grenade
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:36 am to AMS
So, a mine system?
Not bad.
Wouldn't have that on you in this type of situation.
I am thinking something like a sword. Think something like:
I knew this was a possibility, but I could only bring one lethal "weapon" that did not involve guns.
Absolutely great responses so far, by the way.
Not bad.
Wouldn't have that on you in this type of situation.
I am thinking something like a sword. Think something like:
I knew this was a possibility, but I could only bring one lethal "weapon" that did not involve guns.
Absolutely great responses so far, by the way.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:43 am to Tyga Woods
Where do you travel on Earth, with a grenade?
No guns. You have unlimited options with other weapons.
I don't see how a sharp Katana wouldn't solve the issue.
The Bear would bleed out in the forest after about two days of howling, but...did I win, or the Bear?
No guns. You have unlimited options with other weapons.
I don't see how a sharp Katana wouldn't solve the issue.
The Bear would bleed out in the forest after about two days of howling, but...did I win, or the Bear?
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:45 am to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:46 am to Octopus
quote:
Where do you travel on Earth, with a grenade?
Everywhere. I never leave home without one.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:49 am to Octopus
A grenade would only piss it off, baw.
And, blow up the human, and piss the Bear off further.
And, blow up the human, and piss the Bear off further.
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:51 am to Tyga Woods
Blow it up with a hand grenade
The ole hand grenade stuffed Salmon
Hear you go ole grizzly baw then pow
The ole hand grenade stuffed Salmon
Hear you go ole grizzly baw then pow
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:52 am to Octopus
I think the sword is the best option outside of a gun of any kind. Maybe a flare gun and grenade combo if you don't count those as guns in your hypothetical situation.
My next choice would be the baseball bat with nails sticking 3+ inches through it like Lucille from The Walking Dead. Add the barbed wire wrapped around the large end of the bat amongst the nails for effect, and the pain would most likely scare a grizzly away with a few good hits
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:52 am to Tyga Woods
Posted on 4/3/22 at 2:58 am to Octopus
Posted on 4/3/22 at 3:03 am to RazorBroncs
No guns.
Not even flares...which is a gun.
Good brain-storming, however.
I like the Lucille option, though.
I don't think that it would work.
Bears normally walk through barbed-wire fences, with no issues.
A baseball-bat across the face isn't going to do it.
Not even flares...which is a gun.
Good brain-storming, however.
I like the Lucille option, though.
I don't think that it would work.
Bears normally walk through barbed-wire fences, with no issues.
A baseball-bat across the face isn't going to do it.
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