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I love cucumbers why do I burp them

Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:01 pm
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:01 pm
I burp them for a couple of days
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129846 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:02 pm to
Get burpless

Take a leek.
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 11:03 pm
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5352 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:03 pm to
Cut the seeds out
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1991 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:04 pm to
:Accktually: toxins in the flesh.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:04 pm to
Because you deep throat them
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65747 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:06 pm to
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Get burpless
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10524 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

I burp them for a couple of days


This is why I don't eat them and I like them too.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:07 pm to
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This is why I don't eat them and I like them too.
me too same with peanut butter.
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3595 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14026 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:11 pm to
It’s the cucurbitacin. You can grow burpless cucumbers if you like them that much.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20931 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:23 pm to
I drank celery juice the other day... came out of both my holes and I burped that shite up for 2 straight days after drinking it
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:43 pm to
quote:

I burp them for a couple of days



Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5236 posts
Posted on 12/19/20 at 11:45 pm to
Exercise more, stretch, do yoga, eat low carb, and intermittently fast.

I do all of this and I rarely burp or pass gas.

When I do pass gas, it doesn't stink.
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 11:47 pm
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1452 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 12:24 am to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171457 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 12:35 am to
quote:

It’s the cucurbitacin. You can grow burpless cucumbers if you like them that much.

Water them in a tums/water mixture
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 12:43 am to
If you love them, I don't see the problem.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 12:44 am to
quote:

When I do pass gas, it doesn't stink.

I bet the people around you wish you'd go to an ENT to figure out why you can't smell your farts.
Posted by lazy
Member since Jun 2020
1594 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 1:57 am to
Cuz they are the devils asundry.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
33144 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 4:07 am to
Gotta get them baby cucumbers. Light seasoned salt....lawda mercy.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 12/20/20 at 7:34 am to
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quote: This is why I don't eat them and I like them too.

me too same with peanut butter.


You sick bastard.
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