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If you've never applied Gold Bond Friction Defense to your testicles, please do so.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:19 pm
It is glorious.


Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:21 pm to The Mick
Do you want my balls to have less friction?
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:23 pm to The Mick
I prefer Happy Balls for my delicate man-nugget needs. Available on Amazon. You are welcome.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:24 pm to The Mick
Is that the medicated? Because I can't do the medicated.
I'm a huge fan of powdering meballs though.
I'm a huge fan of powdering meballs though.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:27 pm to Proximo
quote:Not necessarily. Next time your nuts are stuck to your leg, think of this thread son.
That’s for fat people
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:28 pm to CocomoLSU
quote:Non-medicated.
Is that the medicated? Because I can't do the medicated.
I'm a huge fan of powdering meballs though.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:32 pm to The Mick
Tried Icy Hot on my balls circa age 16. My bed post had bite marks in it from how much pain I was in.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:43 pm to The Mick
I like Body Glide better.
I always have Chamois Butt'r and DzNuts pro around because I am a cyclists and think they are even better. Lots of old pro cyclists use Noxema and it does work well but for everyday use the smell might be an issue and unless you are a masochist you should never use it on already badly chaffed or broken skin.
I always have Chamois Butt'r and DzNuts pro around because I am a cyclists and think they are even better. Lots of old pro cyclists use Noxema and it does work well but for everyday use the smell might be an issue and unless you are a masochist you should never use it on already badly chaffed or broken skin.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:48 pm to SouthPlains
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Tried Icy Hot on my balls circa age 16
We put Atomic Balm in a few dudes (Freshman) jockstraps in HS in the baseball fieldhouse.
This post was edited on 2/14/24 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:49 pm to The Mick
Is that the green bottle? Depending on your pain tolerance, it feels like a 1000 fairies kissing on your ballbag or fire breathing dragon.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:55 pm to The Mick
Your mom loves my frictionless balls.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:58 pm to The Mick
Gotta batter the shrimps, Baw!
Posted on 2/14/24 at 12:59 pm to The Mick
Congrats on the future ball cancer...
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:01 pm to The Mick
Gold bond is a nectar from the gods
When I was a painter at Chrysler, the heat and the shitty coveralls would cause the flesh in inner thighs and by ball sack to get super galled, it would smell like a bbq from the flesh rubbing together. Would use the gold, gold bond powder and the shite would put out fire and heal immediately .
I felt sorry for fat guys, if I'm in good shape and getting this, they gotta have a full buffet of raw flesh down there. Broiling.
When I was a painter at Chrysler, the heat and the shitty coveralls would cause the flesh in inner thighs and by ball sack to get super galled, it would smell like a bbq from the flesh rubbing together. Would use the gold, gold bond powder and the shite would put out fire and heal immediately .
I felt sorry for fat guys, if I'm in good shape and getting this, they gotta have a full buffet of raw flesh down there. Broiling.
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:01 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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We put Atomic Balm in a few dudes (Freshman) jockstraps in HS in the baseball fieldhouse.
Y’all deserved to be horse whipped!

Atomic Balm was NOTHING to play around with. That stuff could leave whelps if rub onto the skin too harshly. EEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!
Posted on 2/14/24 at 1:02 pm to SeeeeK
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they gotta have a full buffet of raw flesh down there. Broiling.

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