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I'm tired of hearing the "women are only good at making sandwiches" line

Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:27 pm
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
Member since Sep 2010
5663 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:27 pm
Because they're not even good at that anymore. Just ordered online from Jimmy John's and walked in to pick it up 18 minutes later and with two women working the line it still wasn't ready.

Jokes aside, I just realized that Jimmy John's used to advertise "freaky fast sandwiches" and now I think it's just "sandwiches".
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
82216 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:35 pm to
With notable exceptions, women haven’t been good at making sammiches since about 2012 or so. Even before that there was a slow and steady decline in this important skill. The good news is that if they like you , you can always task them with picking up a sammich for you so you can continue with man things.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
127296 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:37 pm to
I don't know...mine still makes a pretty mean sandwich when she's happy with me.

Post-coital sandwiches are
Posted by Slammy
Member since Feb 2023
163 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:41 pm to
I am a huge fan of their spicy Italian
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
59447 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:44 pm to
How far we have fallen......
We're concerning ourselves with if a woman can even make a sammich......a job that doesn't require a heat source, oil, salt, or any other aspect of actual cooking. It used to be that if she couldn't cook she couldn't find a husband. Now? shite......can she just throw some deli meats between two pieces of bread? If so, dammit......sign her up!
This post was edited on 7/12/24 at 1:46 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56673 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:45 pm to
The average American woman is 170 pounds but still can’t cook for shite
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
81591 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:45 pm to
I'm good with just balls empty at this point. I'll just make some ramen or eat some cereal later.
Posted by TrigSwig
Member since May 2024
331 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:46 pm to
Make a sandwich at home and bring it with you. Tens times better and cheaper. Also avoids the crappy service out there.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
18396 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:47 pm to
Just go to Jersey Mike's from now on if you're getting a fast food sandwich.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
17626 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

The average American woman is 170 pounds but still can’t cook for shite

Which is why they are 170+ pounds
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
48631 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:56 pm to
I’m tired of hearing men complain about women and sandwiches
Posted by Miglez
Member since Jan 2018
448 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Just go to Jersey Mike's from now on if you're getting a fast food sandwich.



This. Jimmy John's has been trash ever since Jimmy sold it to Arby's.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
82914 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Jimmy John's
So bad our location closed.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1449 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

I'm tired of hearing the "women are only good at making sandwiches" line


Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
15205 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:00 pm to
DIY, dude.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
65829 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

they're not even good at that anymore


No kidding. I told my wife I wanted muff, and she got undressed as if I were wanting sex or something.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
82216 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:05 pm to
Him:would you make me a sandwich?
Her: sure.
Him: that sandwich was good. Thanks.
Her: That not a sufficient thanks.
Him: super super thank you for all you do.
Her: now you are patronizing me. Like you always do. Like that time last year at 3:17 pm on December 4 .You are mean and cruel. I have many feels today and you are responsible for all of the negative ones.You just made the top of the master list of those men who have failed me. I’m leaving. And I’m not coming back.*door slams
Him: *mumbling to himself as he changes the Hallmark channel to the ballgame - Imma miss that angry little sammich- maker. Chic Fil A for dinner? Yummmmm…Chic Fil A….
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
46825 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:06 pm to
Subtle his wife works at jimmy johns
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10895 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Jokes aside, I just realized that Jimmy John's used to advertise "freaky fast sandwiches" and now I think it's just "sandwiches".
Probably ran the data and figured out being fastest did not help revenue or market share.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
56673 posts
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:59 pm to
for sure, but if you're going to be big, at least be able and willing to cook some of your own slop
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