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I'm tired of hearing the "women are only good at making sandwiches" line
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:27 pm
Because they're not even good at that anymore. Just ordered online from Jimmy John's and walked in to pick it up 18 minutes later and with two women working the line it still wasn't ready.
Jokes aside, I just realized that Jimmy John's used to advertise "freaky fast sandwiches" and now I think it's just "sandwiches".
Jokes aside, I just realized that Jimmy John's used to advertise "freaky fast sandwiches" and now I think it's just "sandwiches".
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Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:35 pm to Thundercles
With notable exceptions, women haven’t been good at making sammiches since about 2012 or so. Even before that there was a slow and steady decline in this important skill. The good news is that if they like you , you can always task them with picking up a sammich for you so you can continue with man things.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:37 pm to Thundercles
I don't know...mine still makes a pretty mean sandwich when she's happy with me.
Post-coital sandwiches are
Post-coital sandwiches are
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:41 pm to fr33manator
I am a huge fan of their spicy Italian
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:44 pm to Thundercles
How far we have fallen......
We're concerning ourselves with if a woman can even make a sammich......a job that doesn't require a heat source, oil, salt, or any other aspect of actual cooking. It used to be that if she couldn't cook she couldn't find a husband. Now? shite......can she just throw some deli meats between two pieces of bread? If so, dammit......sign her up!
We're concerning ourselves with if a woman can even make a sammich......a job that doesn't require a heat source, oil, salt, or any other aspect of actual cooking. It used to be that if she couldn't cook she couldn't find a husband. Now? shite......can she just throw some deli meats between two pieces of bread? If so, dammit......sign her up!
This post was edited on 7/12/24 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:45 pm to Thundercles
The average American woman is 170 pounds but still can’t cook for shite
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:45 pm to Thundercles
I'm good with just balls empty at this point. I'll just make some ramen or eat some cereal later.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:46 pm to Thundercles
Make a sandwich at home and bring it with you. Tens times better and cheaper. Also avoids the crappy service out there.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:47 pm to Thundercles
Just go to Jersey Mike's from now on if you're getting a fast food sandwich.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:54 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
The average American woman is 170 pounds but still can’t cook for shite
Which is why they are 170+ pounds
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:56 pm to Thundercles
I’m tired of hearing men complain about women and sandwiches 
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:56 pm to WaterLink
quote:
Just go to Jersey Mike's from now on if you're getting a fast food sandwich.
This. Jimmy John's has been trash ever since Jimmy sold it to Arby's.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:57 pm to Thundercles
quote:So bad our location closed.
Jimmy John's
Posted on 7/12/24 at 1:57 pm to Thundercles
quote:
I'm tired of hearing the "women are only good at making sandwiches" line
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:01 pm to Thundercles
quote:
they're not even good at that anymore
No kidding. I told my wife I wanted muff, and she got undressed as if I were wanting sex or something.
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:05 pm to LegendInMyMind
Him:would you make me a sandwich?
Her: sure.
Him: that sandwich was good. Thanks.
Her: That not a sufficient thanks.
Him: super super thank you for all you do.
Her: now you are patronizing me. Like you always do. Like that time last year at 3:17 pm on December 4 .You are mean and cruel. I have many feels today and you are responsible for all of the negative ones.You just made the top of the master list of those men who have failed me. I’m leaving. And I’m not coming back.*door slams
Him: *mumbling to himself as he changes the Hallmark channel to the ballgame - Imma miss that angry little sammich- maker. Chic Fil A for dinner? Yummmmm…Chic Fil A….
Her: sure.
Him: that sandwich was good. Thanks.
Her: That not a sufficient thanks.
Him: super super thank you for all you do.
Her: now you are patronizing me. Like you always do. Like that time last year at 3:17 pm on December 4 .You are mean and cruel. I have many feels today and you are responsible for all of the negative ones.You just made the top of the master list of those men who have failed me. I’m leaving. And I’m not coming back.*door slams
Him: *mumbling to himself as he changes the Hallmark channel to the ballgame - Imma miss that angry little sammich- maker. Chic Fil A for dinner? Yummmmm…Chic Fil A….
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:06 pm to Thundercles
Subtle his wife works at jimmy johns
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:40 pm to Thundercles
quote:Probably ran the data and figured out being fastest did not help revenue or market share.
Jokes aside, I just realized that Jimmy John's used to advertise "freaky fast sandwiches" and now I think it's just "sandwiches".
Posted on 7/12/24 at 2:59 pm to Weekend Warrior79
for sure, but if you're going to be big, at least be able and willing to cook some of your own slop
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