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King's guard horse bites tourist so hard that she passes out

Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:31 am
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4639 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:31 am
Sorry, but this made me laugh my arse off. I mean, the sign does clearly state that the horse will bite her.....

Please caption this photo:



Link to Yahoo story
Posted by dash-right-93-berlin
Midway KY
Member since Jan 2006
990 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:34 am to
Am I the only one who read the title and thought a Sacramento Kings guard had gone all Marv Albert's on some woman tourist?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
68197 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:35 am to
i mean, the sign says "horse may bite"

stupidity can be painful
This post was edited on 7/23/24 at 7:36 am
Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
411 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:35 am to
They should really put up a sign.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
19548 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:38 am to
That’s a fail gif
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
17978 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:38 am to
She kneels down.. that’s passing out these days?
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
10814 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:39 am to


“I didn’t see shite”
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
6847 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:43 am to
As a half Black, half Asian fella, I’ve got to side with the black horse
Posted by Forever
Member since Dec 2019
5954 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:47 am to
Considering they pride themselves on being so smart, Asian tourists sure do seem like they’re trying to win a Darwin Award every time they go on vacation. Is it because their countries aren’t particularly dangerous so they don’t have a sense of when they’re actually in danger? It’s baffling to me how stupid they seem across the board
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
68197 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:50 am to
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
30482 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:54 am to
I don’t wish pain on people in most cases, but I find this fricking hilarious.

people are so stupid. They think they can walk up to a wild animal to snap a photo for social media.

That dumb bitch got exactly what she deserved.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
68197 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:55 am to
That horse said GTFO!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
115114 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Considering they pride themselves on being so smart, Asian tourists sure do seem like they’re trying to win a Darwin Award every time they go on vacation. Is it because their countries aren’t particularly dangerous so they don’t have a sense of when they’re actually in danger? It’s baffling to me how stupid they seem across the board


It’s really not Asians writ large, but the Chinese. The Chinese are bar none the worst tourists in the world and there’s not a close second.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
152066 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 7:58 am to
With an animal like that and with that kind of temperament, seems like the easiest thing to do is put something up to keep people away and not allow any pics to be taken. The sign even says "Horse may kick or bite; don't touch the reins." But she didn't touch the reins either.

Also seems like allowing a space where people can be literally kicked by a horse seems fairly negligent. If someone was walking by minding their own business and the horse kicks the shite out of them, I doubt liability disappears by saying "Hey, we put a sign up!"
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12950 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Also seems like allowing a space where people can be literally kicked by a horse seems fairly negligent. If someone was walking by minding their own business and the horse kicks the shite out of them, I doubt liability disappears by saying "Hey, we put a sign up!"


You'd have to be way beyond minding your own business to not notice a huge black horse by the wall, and get close enough behind it to get kicked.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123715 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:02 am to
I feel like I have seen this before.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
16683 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:02 am to
quote:

. If someone was walking by minding their own business and the horse kicks the shite out of them, I doubt liability disappears by saying "Hey, we put a sign up!"


Can you sue the crown in those Euro countries? I doubt it.
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
4357 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:05 am to
The horse said, frick Pink Floyd. Led Zeppelin all the way.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5535 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:05 am to
I’m on team horse.


That said, horses can be assholes. When I was a kid I went to a summer camp where each kid would get their “own” horse to take care of while they were there. My horse would intentionally step on my foot when I was brushing it and shite.

The camp counselor just told me to punch it in the shoulder as hard as I could. I did and I believe I established dominance.
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11936 posts
Posted on 7/23/24 at 8:07 am to
Move Bitch. Get Out the Way.
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