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Lincoln City Council: Man Lobbies To Remove "Boneless Chicken Wings", Cites Tenders Clause

Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:44 pm
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Man pleads with city council to remove the name 'boneless chicken wings' from restaurants because 'nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken'




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There are big things going on in the world: the pandemic, the upcoming election, massive protests against police brutality. But Lincoln, Nebraska's Ander Christensen wanted to talk with the city about something a bit less heavy...chicken wings.

"I go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine," he told the city council. "I’m talking about boneless chicken wings."

"I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts," he said. "These are our reasons why: Number one, nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending as though the breast of a chicken is its wing?"

He then added: "Number two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected."
This post was edited on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:45 pm to
The man has his priorities..
This post was edited on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:45 pm to
These are the issues we should be talking about
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm to
Ole girl looks like she's laughing at him under the mask
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:47 pm to
I can't find any faults in his argument.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:47 pm to
He ain't wrong.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:50 pm to
Finally someone fighting for real justice.
Posted by ZIGG
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:50 pm to

Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:50 pm to
It doesn’t matter to me if he’s serious or not. I laughed pretty hard at the video. This is a summation of 2020.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:52 pm to
can't wait til he addresses buffalo wings.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Christensen's suggestions for what we could call boneless chicken wings: "wet tenders... saucy nugs, or trash."


Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:09 pm to
Valid argument. We wouldn’t let butchers call a chuck roast a filet
Posted by ehidal1
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:12 pm to
Glad to see people brave enough to tackle the real issues of the world
Posted by Jake88
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:13 pm to
Looks like Mr.Van Driessen has hardly aged.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:15 pm to
Not sure about chicken wings but dude looks like he knows about Choking a Chicken.
Posted by MasterAbe1
Member since Oct 2016
5816 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:19 pm to
Had this same argument with somebody a week ago. If you eat boneless past the age of 7 you’re officially a child or a woman. Whichever you think is worse
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Member since May 2016
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches.

I know what I’m having for lunch tomorrow.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2397 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:46 pm to
This should federal law.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
57756 posts
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:50 pm to
This joke was played out 5 years ago
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:53 pm to
I smoked a few blunts with Ders at parties when we were at UNL
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