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Lincoln City Council: Man Lobbies To Remove "Boneless Chicken Wings", Cites Tenders Clause
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:44 pm
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Man pleads with city council to remove the name 'boneless chicken wings' from restaurants because 'nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken'
Man pleads with city council to remove the name 'boneless chicken wings' from restaurants because 'nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken'
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There are big things going on in the world: the pandemic, the upcoming election, massive protests against police brutality. But Lincoln, Nebraska's Ander Christensen wanted to talk with the city about something a bit less heavy...chicken wings.
"I go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine," he told the city council. "I’m talking about boneless chicken wings."
"I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts," he said. "These are our reasons why: Number one, nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending as though the breast of a chicken is its wing?"
He then added: "Number two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected."
This post was edited on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:45 pm to Winston Cup
The man has his priorities.. 

This post was edited on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:45 pm to Winston Cup
These are the issues we should be talking about
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:46 pm to Winston Cup
Ole girl looks like she's laughing at him under the mask
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:47 pm to Winston Cup
I can't find any faults in his argument.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:50 pm to Winston Cup
Finally someone fighting for real justice.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:50 pm to Winston Cup
It doesn’t matter to me if he’s serious or not. I laughed pretty hard at the video. This is a summation of 2020.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:52 pm to Winston Cup
can't wait til he addresses buffalo wings.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 4:53 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
Christensen's suggestions for what we could call boneless chicken wings: "wet tenders... saucy nugs, or trash."

Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:09 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Valid argument. We wouldn’t let butchers call a chuck roast a filet
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:12 pm to Winston Cup
Glad to see people brave enough to tackle the real issues of the world
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:13 pm to Winston Cup
Looks like Mr.Van Driessen has hardly aged.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:15 pm to Winston Cup
Not sure about chicken wings but dude looks like he knows about Choking a Chicken.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:19 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer
Had this same argument with somebody a week ago. If you eat boneless past the age of 7 you’re officially a child or a woman. Whichever you think is worse
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:42 pm to Winston Cup
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I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches.
I know what I’m having for lunch tomorrow.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:46 pm to Winston Cup
This should federal law.
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:50 pm to Winston Cup
This joke was played out 5 years ago
Posted on 9/2/20 at 5:53 pm to Winston Cup
I smoked a few blunts with Ders at parties when we were at UNL
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