LNST are there any dwarfs in BR or are they really good at hiding?

There was a dwarf man that used to harass one of my coworkers at the library here in BR.

But he’s dead now.

Coke Zero & Whiskey

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There was a dwarf man that used to harass one of my coworkers at the library here in BR.

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did he hang out in the Short Story section?

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no, he’d sit ON my coworker’s desk and talk to her

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there's no way you didn't think he was a leprechaun and try to follow him to his gold

Vodka water

I once connected on a flight through Austin, and I swear to god, there must have been a dwarf convention. I saw legitimately hundreds of them

My grandfather was a high school principal and the custodian at his school was a dwarf. Pretty freaky to little JR when I visited my grandfather at his school.

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Is that what killed him?

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perhaps

But that is my LNS

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But that is my LNS

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Ohh. I read it as "he is dead now, diet coke and whiskey" you know saying it as if he had too much.

I am bullshitting. I knew what you meant.

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I am bullshitting. I knew what you meant.

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I figured and iirc the dwarf man did not drink and was a terrible race baiter

More than once I had to ask him to leave bc of his racist remarks

I should’ve had the deputy pick him up and carry him out

Hi Aspy

Pls tell Owlie ‘hi’

Thx