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re: Man sets world record for chugging 2-liter bottle of soda in under 20 seconds

Posted on 8/15/21 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by rmc
Truth or Consequences
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 7:18 pm to
Could he beat thorny in the syrup chug?
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 7:20 pm to
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I set the record for longest dump on a Sunday in the year 2021 in the month of August on the 15th when wearing an 8 year gray LSU shirt, black work out pants while having blue eyes precisely 1 hour and 17 minutes after my last coffee in Livingston Parish while reading tiger droppings between the time of 8:15 and 8:20 am while wondering if I could eat some bacon
You forgot “while having the smallest cock in the state”.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59143 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:03 pm to
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You forgot “while having the smallest cock in the state”


I was leaving room for you to set a record
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:04 pm to
“Man” as if we aren’t all familiar with Badlands Booker. We’ve watched the hot dog contest for 20 years now.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:05 pm to
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You forgot “while having the smallest cock in the state”.
pics?


For Owlfag and Mikelbr
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4146 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:07 pm to
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Man sets world record for chugging 2-liter bottle of soda in under 20 seconds


Ok, now do whiskey
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31745 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:08 pm to
Badlands Booker “don’t touch dat mouse”



His YouTube videos are actually pretty good NGL I’ve been a fan
Youtube LINK
This post was edited on 8/15/21 at 9:10 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:09 pm to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:10 pm to
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Fastest time to drink a Capri Sun: 14.30 sec, achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany), in Augsburg, Germany, on 5 June 2021.
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I'm pretty sure I could beat that. Its only like 6 oz. Do you have the take the straw out the wrapper and insert the straw then drink it? Still...... I'm going for the record tmrw, kids just put a fresh batch in the fridge.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5230 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 9:26 pm to
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hot coffee or is it room temp? Because that seems rather slow if its room temp.


I think Guinness book staffers may fill in for some records that don't exist.
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
10337 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 10:05 pm to
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Fastest time to drink a Capri Sun: 14.30 sec


This has to be like a case of Capri sun. I can drink a Capri sun in 3 seconds. Maybe faster.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22103 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 10:46 pm to
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Fastest time to drink a Capri Sun: 14.30 sec, achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany), in Augsburg, Germany, on 5 June 2021.



I have absolutely bested those. Calls into question the entire record process
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36651 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 11:05 pm to
Is it wrong to wonder what happens when he enjoys his celebratory Mentos?
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 8/15/21 at 11:22 pm to
I shotgunned a 40 oz in less time, color me unimpressed.
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