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Man v Dog - a trending debate topic
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:47 pm
Could you 1v1 a dog in a fight to the death?
Any and all breeds.
Can a physically fit male 1v1 any dog in a fight to the death?
Trending social media posts are men saying absolutely no way they are losing to any dog, no matter the breed.
I say bullshite. Kangal, Tibetan Mastiff, and even a German Shepherd win in a fight to the death against a physically fit human male.
Any and all breeds.
Can a physically fit male 1v1 any dog in a fight to the death?
Trending social media posts are men saying absolutely no way they are losing to any dog, no matter the breed.
I say bullshite. Kangal, Tibetan Mastiff, and even a German Shepherd win in a fight to the death against a physically fit human male.
This post was edited on 4/19/25 at 8:48 pm
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Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:49 pm to StringedInstruments
Both are pretty fricking tough when it’s life or death. I think each would win some and lose some. Truly a 50/50 situation
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:50 pm to StringedInstruments
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Trending social media posts are men saying absolutely no way they are losing to any dog, no matter the breed.
are we counting Wolf as a “breed”?
because without a gun, man stands no chance.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:54 pm to StringedInstruments
There are some dog breeds that a human certainly couldn’t take, no?
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:07 pm to ReauxlTide222
Tibetan Mastiff, no thanks. A man couldn't frick with certain breeds of dog.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:11 pm to StringedInstruments
I have 10 fingers and Rover has only one butt hole
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:15 pm to StringedInstruments
You get one or both hind legs and you Hulk-Loki that sumbitch until it gives up or dies. If it gets its teeth on you, you take its eyes out.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:19 pm to StringedInstruments
Im a pretty fit dude and probably in the top 1% in strength of the general population. I once haymakered a big catahoula that got after me and he shook it off like it was nothing. I couldn't use my hand for the next week and he was fine. I'd say yeah I could take a golden retriever or a lab but I'm getting torn apart by a kangel or something like that.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:25 pm to FutureCorridor49
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I have 10 fingers and Rover has only one butt hole
You going in dry or licking the finger first?
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:28 pm to terd ferguson
You fighting to death definitely going to go in dry. If I die at least the dog didn't enjoy it.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:34 pm to calcotron
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You get one or both hind legs and you Hulk-Loki that sumbitch until it gives up or dies. If it gets its teeth on you, you take its eyes out.
The second its teeth get ahold of you, you’re going to squeal like a monkey and try to run away.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:36 pm to StringedInstruments
I was running and got attacked by a breed of peace. I gave him my forearm and he took it and shook it like a great white. I stuck my thumbs in his eye sockets and I bursted his eyeballs like ballons. He was whimpering when I left him.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:38 pm to StringedInstruments
My dog of choice in my life death battle would be a wiener dog/dachshund. I would try to gets it’s back and go for rear naked choke and hope I could lock it in.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:40 pm to StringedInstruments
I’d say a LGD, GSD, Mal, Boerboel, pit bull, and more could take man down. Let Darwin work.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:41 pm to StringedInstruments
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The second its teeth get ahold of you, you’re going to squeal like a monkey and try to run away.
Yep, and the dog will not be amused by the running. Good luck to that poster and his theory
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:43 pm to StringedInstruments
I've been in it with some dogs, a beagle, pitbull, German shepherd one time. Now granted these were all pets that were trained and when shite hit the fan I did what I did and they backed down so not necessarily to the death. Still walked away with some scars.
I will say humans have the upper hand if they can get it to the ground. That sounds stupid saying it out loud, but it's true. If you get a dog on its back, you can take control of the situation. In pretty much every case, a person will need to basically sacrifice an arm to get control.
To the death, I'd say human 90% of the time.
I will say humans have the upper hand if they can get it to the ground. That sounds stupid saying it out loud, but it's true. If you get a dog on its back, you can take control of the situation. In pretty much every case, a person will need to basically sacrifice an arm to get control.
To the death, I'd say human 90% of the time.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:47 pm to BoogaBear
I’d rather tango with a 150 pound dog than a 70 pound cat
But put me on team dog. I think people are under estimating how big and strong some of those mastiffs are
But put me on team dog. I think people are under estimating how big and strong some of those mastiffs are
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:48 pm to StringedInstruments
I would say strength/fitness matters less than knowing how to control a dog. If you use your hands, you lose basically every time. If you can manage to control with your feet, you’re probably going to end up with one torn up leg, but you’ll have much better odds.
Posted on 4/19/25 at 9:52 pm to StringedInstruments
No weapons at all?
Posted on 4/19/25 at 11:15 pm to Bayou_Tiger_225
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I’d rather tango with a 150 pound dog than a 70 pound cat
Give me that 70 lb cat I go straight for the back and lock in with my legs and go straight sleeper move aka the Grappler . Figure I get scratched to hell but I hold on for dear life.
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