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Man who is engaged to a doll announces his fiancée is 'pregnant' with their third child

Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:48 am
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:48 am
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A man who claims to be engaged to a ragdoll has announced his fiancée is 'pregnant' with his third child.


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He previously made headlines after revealing his plans for a dream wedding with Natalia, and the pair already share a son and daughter.

Now, the couple are expecting their third, who will be called Sammy.

In a recent video, which has racked up 120,000 views and 2,194 likes, the man filmed Natalia and himself wearing matching T-shirts with 'Papa de Sammy' and 'Mama de Sammy' written across them.


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In another video shared to his 70,000 followers, the happy couple threw a baby shower.

Social media users congratulated the man's growing brood – while others poked fun.

Oscar Castañeda More said: 'Congratulations. A new member to the family.'

Catherine Gaona asked: 'A natural birth or cesarean?'

Someone else added: 'It's already three, you don't know [how to use] the condom?'

Another person said: 'Congrats bro I wish I was so lucky.' [sic]






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Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:49 am to
GUILTY


wait…what are we doing?
Posted by Thundercles
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:49 am to
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:50 am to
Do they go to that Cabbage Patch hospital in Georgia to get their baby?


This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 8:31 am
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22805 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:51 am to
Not quite real doll there huh?

Seriously it looks like something he made himself.
This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 7:55 am
Posted by Starchild
Member since May 2010
13550 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:54 am to
How does he know she’s not running around behind his back?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56711 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:56 am to
Unfortunately this is what all millenials are gonna have to do to find a wife since you boomers taught your daughters how to listen to rap music and get divorced
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:58 am to
Put that dude in an asylum
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13049 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:59 am to
Is that thing home made?
Posted by McCauley
Jacksonburg, WV
Member since Jan 2023
264 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:03 am to
I mean the first two were so cute, why stop?

This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 8:10 am
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
30639 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:04 am to
Honestly, this is less weird than trying to convince me a dude with a dick is a woman.

And is this guy really that dumb? His spouse doesn't talk back to him, never gets older, never asks for anything, and is DTF whenever he wants.

She also doesn't spend any of his money and won't take half his shite if she decides she's "not in love."
Posted by CootDisCootDat
St. Charles, The Community
Member since May 2014
1699 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:06 am to
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doll

That thing looks like the head Clint Eastwood made on Escape From Alcatraz.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85286 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:08 am to
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How does he know she’s not running around behind his back?


From the same link

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However this man isn’t the first person to fall head over heels with a rag doll and decide to start a family.

Meirivone Rocha Moraes who married rag doll revealed he 'cheated' last year- just as the pair were set to celebrate first wedding anniversary.

The heartbroken wife, 37, from Brazil, hit headlines after revealing she had met the 'love of her life' - a rag doll named Marcelo.

by a thread' after claiming he has 'cheated' on her.

In the latest twist in the very bizarre tale, she's claimed he 'went to a motel with another woman', and even says she 'found texts on his phone'.

After a whirlwind romance, she claimed to have fallen 'pregnant' and as she didn't want to have the baby out of wedlock, the duo decided to get hitched in a ceremony attended by 250 people.






Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
13765 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:08 am to
Ok IF this is real and assuming this guy isn't just doing this to get laughs and attention do we have a problem in this country with people going mentally insane (sparking the question, are we being attacked by some new crazy/idiot weapon)

or

Are we as a society so bored and disinterested in our meek lives that we actively seek out the strange and unusual (Yes I stole that line) to give meaning to our own lives thus falsely magnifying rare and isolated incidents making them seem far more regular that the really are?

Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
85286 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:09 am to
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Honestly, this is less weird than trying to convince me a dude with a dick is a woman.


Posted by McCauley
Jacksonburg, WV
Member since Jan 2023
264 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:09 am to
Posted by McCauley
Jacksonburg, WV
Member since Jan 2023
264 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:11 am to
What he envisioned


What he got
This post was edited on 2/16/23 at 8:14 am
Posted by ob1pimpbobi
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Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:12 am to
Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
Posted by Jax Teller
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Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
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1828 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:14 am to
Is that paper mache?
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