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Meanwhile in Florida, a guy who had sex with a dolphin reviews the movie “Shape of Water”
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:51 pm
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In 2010, journalist Malcolm Brenner released his autobiographical novel, Wet Goddess. A few years later, Brenner was the subject of an award-winning documentary, “Dolphin Lover.” Both works explore a period in the 1970s for which Brenner became famous — the time he fell in love with and ultimately made love to a dolphin named Dolly.
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In 1970, when Brenner was a college sophomore, he was given open access to the now-defunct theme park Floridaland near Sarasota to take photos for a book about the dolphin show. There, he claims, Dolly the dolphin began courting him.
“She would rub her genital slit against me,” he says in “Dolphin Lover.” “And if I tried to push her away, she would get very angry with me. One time, when she wanted to masturbate on my foot and I wouldn’t let her, she threw herself on top of me and pushed me down to the 12-foot bottom of the pool.”
After some time, Brenner and Dolly consummated their relationship — he vertical, she horizontal
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:52 pm to SPEEDY
Florida never stops pleasing.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:52 pm to SPEEDY
It's the motion in the ocean
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:53 pm to SPEEDY
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:53 pm to SPEEDY
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a dolphin named Dolly.
What’d a fricking five year old come up with that name?
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:53 pm to SPEEDY
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In 1970, when Brenner was a college sophomore, he was given open access to the now-defunct theme park Floridaland near Sarasota to take photos for a book about the dolphin show. There, he claims, Dolly the dolphin began courting him.
Florida man in Floridaland
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:54 pm to SPEEDY
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Meanwhile in Florida, a guy who had sex with a dolphin reviews the movie “Shape of Water”
I literally lol’d and didn’t even read the link or the thread. The title was enough
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:55 pm to SPEEDY
“Grinding Nemo”
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:56 pm to SPEEDY
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After some time, Brenner and Dolly consummated their relationship — he vertical, she horizontal
How do you frick a dolphin?
Flipper over.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:58 pm to Sao
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How do you frick a dolphin?
Flipper over.
Sometimes the dolphin is the one doing the fricking
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:59 pm to SPEEDY
Seeing the title I thought Jim McElwain had moved on from sharks to dolphins
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:01 pm to SPEEDY
I’m trying to think of the level of issues that lead to a guy having sex with a dolphin
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:06 pm to The Pirate King
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I’m trying to think of the level of issues that lead to a guy having sex with a dolphin
She basically raped him. It wasn’t his fault.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:07 pm to SPEEDY
Obviously related to Jim McElwain
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:08 pm to SPEEDY
So what type of coaching positions are open at UF?
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:09 pm to SPEEDY
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the time he fell in love with and ultimately made love to a dolphin named Dolly.
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made love to a dolphin
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made love
He didn't stick his dick in it and hump it. No, he made love to it.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:10 pm to Evil Little Thing
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She basically raped him. It wasn’t his fault.
#meShamu
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:10 pm to SPEEDY
Best Florida story in years. I’m always partial to the shitting astronaut story being my favorite, but that one is hard to top.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:11 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
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What’d a fricking five year old come up with that name?
My parents have a dog named Dolly. My mom is a big Dolly Parton fan, which is who they named it after.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:16 pm to Pecker
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He didn't stick his dick in it and hump it. No, he made love to it.
Yeah, they're trying make it sound like he lit some candles and put on an Al Green record. He molested a fish in a pool.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:17 pm
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