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Meet Fat Albert, the heaviest polar bear in Alaska.

Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:13 am
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:13 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:14 am to
quote:

the heaviest polar bear in Alaska.

how do they know?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:15 am to
Even American Polar Bears are overweight
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:38 am to
This is a fun fact you bring up at parties. Great icebreaker
Posted by RemouladeSawce
Uranus
Member since Sep 2008
15401 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:11 am to
Oh lawd he comin
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 3:18 am to
quote:

This is a fun fact you bring up at parties. Great icebreaker


Ffits n perfectly with the old party Ice breaker joke.... How much does a polar bear weigh? ....enough to break the ice
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 3:19 am
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1019 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:03 am to
I didn't know that polar bears are getting snap cards.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29575 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:10 am to
Probably has a great personality though..
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:13 am to
It's genetic
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29575 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:25 am to
Thyroid problem.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
7208 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 4:30 am to
Hes just a little husky...I mean he ate a lot of huskys
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7616 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:00 am to
I bet he is a dumpster diver. Human food even makes bears fat
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:14 am to
In Quebec he's known as Gros Albért
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
13853 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:23 am to
Big boned
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24785 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:36 am to
Bears need Ozempic, too.
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 5:36 am
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1084 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:50 am to
RFK not happy about polar bears switching to farm raised salmon
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
82505 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:54 am to
Prolly be on the cover of SI swimsuit issue this year
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
34977 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 5:55 am to
Hey, hey, hey!!!!

He’s not that heavy. He’s just big boned.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11020 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:15 am to
You know how to capture a polar bear? You dig a hole in the ice, place some food down in the hole, and when the polar bear leans over to peer at the food, you kick him in the ice hole.

I'll see myself out.........
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
11196 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 6:17 am to
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Fat Albert


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