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Mills Darden - A Human Marvel

Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:15 pm
Posted by The Silverback
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:15 pm
This guy was said to be twice the size of Andre the Giant, at 7’6” 1100 pounds. He could perform hard labor all day on a farm and lived to be 58.

Whether or not it’s true, let’s assume it is for a second.

How many average men would it take to beat him at a tug-of-war?

Even without a background in powerlifting or strongman, such an individual should be super strong.

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Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:18 pm to
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In Every Day in Tennessee History, James Jones claims Darden’s typical breakfast included one dozen eggs, 30 buttered biscuits, a gallon of water and two quarts of coffee


What kind of saintly woman had the time and energy to make 30 fricking biscuits.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 4:19 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
68773 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:19 pm to
Read in the story he was married.

That poor woman.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102133 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:24 pm to
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Doctors stated the cause of death was due to strangulation — rolls of fat around his windpipe prevented him from breathing. 


If only Dr. Now has been around in 1857.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:27 pm to
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What kind of saintly woman had the time and energy to make 30 fricking biscuits.
My grandfather had 7 brothers. They said the size of the meals my great grandmother prepared were legendary. As soon as one meal was finished she had to get started on the next one. All on a wood burning stove, no less.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:28 pm to
Biggest man in the state until Phil Fulmer came along anyway
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:32 pm to
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My grandfather had 7 brothers. They said the size of the meals my great grandmother prepared were legendary. As soon as one meal was finished she had to get started on the next one. All on a wood burning stove, no less.


Probably made with fresh vegetables from their garden and animals from they slaughtered themselves then cooked in bacon grease.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:36 pm to
10 men but 2 OTers.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
11370 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:40 pm to
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Probably made with fresh vegetables from their garden
My grandfather said they would have starved to death if it weren’t for purple hull peas.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:42 pm to
You know why we eat purple hulls/black eyed peas and greens on NYD, right?
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
11370 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:45 pm to
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You know why we eat purple hulls/black eyed peas and greens on NYD, right?
I was always told it would make for a prosperous year to come.
I feel sure you have a more entertaining reason.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56223 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:47 pm to
I was always told that we ate them because Yankee soldiers thought they were only fit for livestock, and Rebs were able to survive off of them because they were the only thing left after a razing. Which leads in to good luck.
This post was edited on 8/20/19 at 4:48 pm
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
11370 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 4:50 pm to
Never heard that but seems plausible.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:04 pm to
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What kind of saintly woman had the time and energy to make 30 fricking biscuits.



He had to have a massive dong so I bet she was happy to oblige
Posted by puse01
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:06 pm to
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Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:23 pm to
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What kind of saintly woman had the time and energy to make 30 fricking biscuits.


She probably made 31. She had to eat too.

My grandmother told tales of her day being straight thru fixing breakfast, lunch, and dinner on their family farm.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
69893 posts
Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:27 pm to
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They said the size of the meals my great grandmother prepared were legendary.
I hate to be the one to break it to you but your great grandmother was mainly legendary for the size of something else.

“Can ya clap?”
“No.”
“See. Tight!”
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:27 pm to
I bet he had a hog on him
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:28 pm to
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My grandfather said they would have starved to death if it weren’t for purple hull peas


Oh how I hated shelling those damn things when I was a kid.
Posted by Cold Drink
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 8/20/19 at 5:34 pm to
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