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Minnesota woman's fingernails dubbed the world's longest. VIDEO
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:28 pm
One Question: How Do you wipe your arse?
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A Minnesota woman whose fingernails have a combined length of 42 feet and 10.4 inches was awarded two Guinness World Records titles. Diana Armstrong earned the records for longest fingernails on a pair of hands (female) and the longest fingernails on a pair of hands ever (female) after Guinness World Records verified the length of her nails.
Armstrong, who has been growing out her nails for over 25 years, said her longest nail is her right thumb, at 4 feet and 6.7 inches, and her shortest is her left pinky, measuring 3 feet and 7 inches long.
Armstrong said she initially started growing out her fingernails after her daughter, Latisha, died from an asthma attack at the age of 16.
"She was the only one who did my nails. She polished them and filed them for me," Armstrong told Guinness World Records. "She did my nails that night before. We was up all night, so I just couldn't cut my nails off after that."
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Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:29 pm to HenryParsons
you mispelled queen
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:29 pm to HenryParsons
Now tell me what she does for a living.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:30 pm to HenryParsons
That’s just nasty
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:30 pm to HenryParsons
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One Question: How Do you wipe your arse?
Use a bidet?
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:31 pm to HenryParsons
Imagine going that many years without even being able to wipe your own arse or feed yourself, despite being seemingly healthy.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:31 pm to HenryParsons
that is repulsive
I was at a store the other day and the clerk had unpainted, three inch long nails that curved - they were gross and I was glad I didn't buy any food.
I was at a store the other day and the clerk had unpainted, three inch long nails that curved - they were gross and I was glad I didn't buy any food.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:31 pm to HenryParsons
Just had to look at the thread title to almost perfectly picture what this woman looked like.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:31 pm to HenryParsons
That shite was gross when I first saw it in the Guinness Book of World Records 20+ years ago and it is gross now.
This post was edited on 8/3/22 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:32 pm to HenryParsons
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:41 pm to jbgleason
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Now tell me what she does for a living.
Easy. She works at the DMV
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:41 pm to HenryParsons
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:43 pm to HenryParsons
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Armstrong
With 43' long fingers nails I'd hope so
Posted on 8/3/22 at 12:48 pm to HenryParsons
Yass queen slay
Posted on 8/3/22 at 1:13 pm to HenryParsons
poor Minnesota, how did you get here? 
Posted on 8/3/22 at 1:15 pm to HenryParsons
Losing your 16 year old daughter…. I don’t know how I would handle it either.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 1:15 pm to HenryParsons
You could lose an eye if she gave you a hand job.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 2:35 pm to HenryParsons
Pretty sure that’s the woman who helped me out at the Department of Motor Vehicles today.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 2:54 pm to HenryParsons
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combined length of 42 feet and 10.4 inches
Asian lady at nail shop needed a Wagner to paint them things in Cross Colours.
Posted on 8/3/22 at 2:56 pm to HenryParsons
I wonder if she enjoys the texture of rusty spoons
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