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Miranda Lambert channels Elvis with stage costume

Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:28 am
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:28 am
Old bloated Elvis









She isn't pregnant
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:29 am to
Whoa now
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:29 am to
Miranda Hambert
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:29 am to
I bet she’s moist as hell.
Posted by HillabeeBaw
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:29 am to
What a lard arse
Posted by TygerTyger
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:30 am to
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Miranda Lambert channels Boudin with stage costume


Fixed
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:30 am to
she doesn't look pregnant. She looks like she's a raging alcoholic and stopped taking care of herself.
Posted by Gaston
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:30 am to
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she doesn't look pregnant.


Nope, just fat.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:31 am to
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She looks like she's a raging alcoholic and stopped taking care of herself.


I have seen alcoholics get that lower gut bloat like she has
Posted by LSUballs
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:31 am to
She always has had that kinda hot shitty genetic trashy southern blond who's gonna be a gigantic lardass when she gets older look. This is just nature doing its thing..
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:32 am to
as much as I love my bourbon....alcohol is fricking terrible for keeping fat off of you.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:33 am to
She should fire everyone who let her think that costume was a good idea.

It's one thing to be overweight but it's a whole other ball game to wear that suit and get on stage in front of thousands.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:33 am to
Hey guess what - being an alcoholic in your 30s and 40s is going to grind your metabolism to a halt, combine that with poor diet and you're gonna gain weight quick.
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:34 am to
She sheltered in place eating dominoes for 3 years straight
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:34 am to
Holy blubber suit.
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:34 am to
Were they shooting a commercial for Jardiance?
Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:36 am to
Oompa Loompas will soon show up and roll her down to the juicing room.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:37 am to
Oklahoma Baw Blake Shelton dodged a bullet.
Posted by Teufelhunden
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:37 am to
Blake traded up
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 11:37 am to
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She should fire everyone who let her think that costume was a good idea.

It's one thing to be overweight but it's a whole other ball game to wear that suit and get on stage in front of thousands.



At least Adele(when she was fat) wore big as hell dresses that hit it fairly well.
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