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Modern Gifts from the Three Wise Men

Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Captain_Morgan
BR
Member since Jan 2012
484 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:44 pm
We all know that the three wise men brought baby Jesus gold, frankincense, and myrrh over 2000 years ago.

However, if Jesus was born in 2023, what gifts are the three wise men showing up with?
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33078 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:45 pm to
Bidets
Posted by JTM72
BR, LA.
Member since Mar 2014
1244 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:46 pm to
Social media "likes"
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
4901 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:46 pm to
Sonic gift cards, Ozempic, and a fleshlight
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
45938 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:47 pm to
iphone weed and hennessy
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
2416 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:50 pm to
Tiki torch, Fred Perry polo, maga hat
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14341 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:51 pm to
Some shares of bit coin... A bedtime book titled "What gender am I"... A gift certificate to "their" first dose of puberty blockers....
Posted by TigerBalsagna
tRedStick
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828 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:52 pm to
Ring Pop, Fidget Spinner, Stuffed Jackalope
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
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37367 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:52 pm to
bitcoin, an iPhone, air pods
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
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12282 posts
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What happened to all that wealth?

Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:55 pm to
lawyers, guns and money

the shite has hit the fan
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12042 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:56 pm to
Probably used it to escape to Egypt.
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
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5948 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:57 pm to
OnlyFans subscription
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 9/27/23 at 2:58 pm to





Posted by HenryParsons
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Posted by donut
Face, USA
Member since Jan 2004
3088 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

We all know that the three wise men


Why are you assuming there were three wise men?
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2289 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:38 pm to
NIL money
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14936 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 3:43 pm to
One films a tiktok
the other twerks
while the last does donuts in a charger

BTW this is the Louisiana version. 3 wise kangz.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
21073 posts
Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:15 pm to
My mom told me that if the wise men were female, they would have brought diapers, a stroller, and casseroles.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 9/27/23 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Why are you assuming there were three wise men?


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