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Move over TopGolf - New Orleans now has Five O Fore driving range

Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
16681 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:54 pm
Looks like it's hitting balls in the direction of the Superdome.
Wonder how long before the first shooting?


3800 Howard Ave., New Orleans, LA, United States, Louisiana

https://fiveofore.com/








Posted by Colonel Angus
Member since Aug 2007
1862 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:57 pm to
These places are good for about 2-4 trips. I don't understand why someone would go over and over again. I was done after the second trip to Top Golf. I'd rather just go play.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16964 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:58 pm to
Nobody that would spend money to hit golf balls wants to be in that area of town
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129875 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:58 pm to
Someone needs to make a pirate themed golf place called Two Under PARRRRR.
Posted by schwartzy
New Orleans
Member since May 2014
9585 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 4:59 pm to
The original plan to put it by the Convention Center area was better IMO. Not a good parking spot or safe location. Someone will hit a ball onto I-10 at some point
Posted by 214
Geaux Tigers
Member since Mar 2025
1835 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Wonder how long before the first shooting?
Shots will be fired on Opening Day.

Golf shots.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70875 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:04 pm to
That's Top Golf that planned on building in that location. They still have signs that say top golf coming soon.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16343 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Move over TopGolf - New Orleans now has Five O Fore driving range

Won’t be as popular as the drive by range in the East.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14235 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:10 pm to
TopGolf’s model has ran its course. This place will die a quick death.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
54915 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

TopGolf’s model has ran its course

There will always be the next generation of 18-24yr old Peter Millar wearing baws who will enjoy.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23233 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:12 pm to
Drove by it many times. Have no desire to visit.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2399 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:14 pm to
They need to make a pirate-themed pirate place. It could be awesome. They hand you a jug of rum and some hard tack on the way in. You fire canon balls out into a driving range. Those things can’t go more than a couple hundred yards, right? Sing sea songs, pillage a little bit. Nap in a hammock when the rum says so. Optional package to put one leg in a peg prosthesis. Hooks for hands. Everyone gets a parrot. Hell, I’d go.
Posted by WillFerrellisking
Member since Jun 2019
1931 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:24 pm to
Every time I drive by the one in Baton Rouge it’s PACKED.

I’ve never been but may give it a try one day. I don’t and never will play golf.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
86752 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

I’ve never been but may give it a try one day. I don’t and never will play golf.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57326 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129875 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

They need to make a pirate-themed pirate place. It could be awesome. They hand you a jug of rum and some hard tack on the way in. You fire canon balls out into a driving range. Those things can’t go more than a couple hundred yards, right? Sing sea songs, pillage a little bit. Nap in a hammock when the rum says so. Optional package to put one leg in a peg prosthesis. Hooks for hands. Everyone gets a parrot. Hell, I’d go.



That's right up my galley.


I love a good shanty. Written more than a few.
Posted by BabysArmHoldingApple
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2016
1084 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:39 pm to
Will suffer the same fate as Jazzland and the abandoned net poles will be a sad ongoing reminder like the roller coaster
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3561 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

They need to make a pirate-themed pirate place. It could be awesome. They hand you a jug of rum and some hard tack on the way in. You fire canon balls out into a driving range. Those things can’t go more than a couple hundred yards, right? Sing sea songs, pillage a little bit. Nap in a hammock when the rum says so. Optional package to put one leg in a peg prosthesis. Hooks for hands. Everyone gets a parrot. Hell, I’d go.


shite I’d go. Sounds awesome.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
33896 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

Someone needs to make a pirate themed golf place called Two Under PARRRRR.

Thanks for the business idea, fricko!
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60601 posts
Posted on 4/9/25 at 5:42 pm to
It will do very well until Top Golf opens.
You have lots of companies and convention visitors that are always looking for team building and stuff like this to do.

This post was edited on 4/9/25 at 5:45 pm
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