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re: New Amazon Commercial is cringeworthy
Posted on 3/26/23 at 8:58 am to Jimbeaux
Posted on 3/26/23 at 8:58 am to Jimbeaux
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A good parent would have noticed that gap in the teeth and the developing mustache, and gotten the otherwise attractive girl to some generally affordable modern cosmetic procedures: braces and laser hair removal (or Nads facial hair removal in the interim).
I could overlook the gap in the teeth. It’s the fur. And it’s not just the stache. It’s that peach fuzz unibrow. It’s probably her nasty armpits too and ape like legs.
Back in the day parents would simply by their sons with the same issue a Camaro as a fashion accessory. They could drive around playing Journey on the 8-track pretending to be Steve Perry and it worked. Those frickers had confidence.
But you still make a good point. In this world of poor decision making, why use that ugly little girl to teach entire generations to simply buy a fashion accessory to avoid the problem? Amazon sells hair removal products. C’mon Amazon!
Stupid little girl could have easily solved her problem by waxing that stache and brow. Amazon could have used that commercial to show us all that for some uglies, putting lipstick on a pig is really the best choice. There was happy ending that makes society better right there for the taking. Instead the commercial ends with Whifff! And Wooofff!
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Posted on 3/26/23 at 9:26 am to lourob
That's Nacho Libre?
Posted on 3/26/23 at 9:33 am to lourob
Jeff Bezos introduced his child to the world.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 9:49 am to lourob
It’s just more “look at me” propaganda. She dances in class like a raving lunatic because she has a small patch of upper lip hair. Stupid.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 10:13 am to lourob
That commercial is bizarre. Who would hire a freak like that? Celebrate unemployability.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 10:21 am to lourob
Conformity by being weird is so hot right now.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 10:25 am to themunch
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Is this a new trend to grow your facial hair
At this point who frickin knows. I doubt that's even a girl. I really really hate what society has become. I think back on the 90s for instance and what a great time that was. Who is going to think back on the 2020s and say the same?
Posted on 3/26/23 at 11:30 am to bad93ex
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Amazon has to be trolling us at this point because they’ve got everyone’s balls in a vise.
I'm more rustled by the fact that I can almost throw a rock from my house and hit an Amazon distribution center, but I have yet to get a single same or next-day delivery. Hell, since that joint opened my delivery times have only gotten longer. I'm lucky to get anything within the original Prime window.
Posted on 3/26/23 at 11:46 am to auggie
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I thought that was Joanie Cunnigham.
I don't think Chachi would love that Joanie
Posted on 3/26/23 at 12:21 pm to lourob
We are to believe the mustached girl will suddenly be popular because of the jacket and her new attitude about her facial hair?
It would have been easier to buy waxing strips from Amazon!
It would have been easier to buy waxing strips from Amazon!
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