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People who fan themselves during services are annoying

Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:31 am
Posted by FLTech
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:31 am
It’s not like fanning your face with a flyer for an entire hour during a service is actually cooling you off

We get that you want everybody in the service to know that you are miserable and hot but fanning yourself is not going to cool you off with the warm air that you are fanning yourself with
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
10786 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:33 am to
Why in the frick are you on your phone if you're at church? That's way more annoying.
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
10448 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:33 am to
Get over yourself
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29380 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:34 am to
Fail. Try again
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20925 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:35 am to
It’s after church frick face.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
67923 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:36 am to
This thread is racist.
Posted by FutureCorridor49
US 90
Member since May 2023
523 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:37 am to
It’s always a grumpy woman who looks like pillsbury dough busting out the can
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16698 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:38 am to
I've seen more people pass out in church than anywhere. Fanning is probably more helpful than you think.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24702 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:39 am to
Y’all should save up and get some A/C at your church.
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
11666 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:39 am to
quote:

fanning yourself is not going to cool you off with the warm air that you are fanning yourself with

I think people who fan themselves with programs are dramatic but this isn’t really true.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
65896 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:42 am to
I assume the folks with hot church takes on Easter haven't been since Christmas.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96473 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:44 am to
quote:

It’s after church frick face.



I see church had little effect on you with language like that
Posted by StrikeIndicator
inside the capital city loop.
Member since May 2019
834 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:44 am to
Respect your elders
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14335 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:45 am to
The Lord has risen and this is what’s on your mind?

Maybe do another service today.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4784 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:

It’s after church frick face.


No doubt you're living the message of the day
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48515 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:57 am to
quote:


It’s not like fanning your face with a flyer for an entire hour during a service is actually cooling you off

We get that you want everybody in the service to know that you are miserable and hot but fanning yourself is not going to cool you off with the warm air that you are fanning yourself with


You might be the dumbest somebitch on here today.

Fanning your face, for millions of people, can absolutely trigger a "whole body cooling down" response where they will stop sweating and feel cooler all over.

Skinny people, kids, anyone can possess this ability. I don't know if it's related to homeostasis or what but it's absolutely a real thing.
This post was edited on 4/20/25 at 10:58 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129841 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:58 am to
I can't sleep without air moving over me. Went to visit the in-laws this weekend and went and bought a fan just for that reason.


Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
61228 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 11:03 am to
This and the shirt thread are great indicators of people at church for the right reasons
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
20925 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 11:08 am to
That’s the thing - it wasn’t hot at all in there. The AC was kicking just fine

It was a fat overweight woman that sat for the entire hour over dramatically fanning her face in front of me.

It’s rude. Nobody else on service was fanning their face.. only this fat over dramatic liberal who was forced by her family to attend church on Easter Sunday
This post was edited on 4/20/25 at 11:12 am
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
15819 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 11:12 am to
Who runs to the board on the holiest day of the year to complain about something so innocuous?
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