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re: Philadelphia man wanted for ejaculating on woman’s leg at a Dollar Tree

Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:44 am to
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
39701 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:44 am to
quote:

" HE NUTTED ON MY LEG!!!! 

Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
13797 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:44 am to
She acts like she hasnt been hit by shrapnel before, I heard how easily you said "nut".
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
13797 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:45 am to
Just walk it off honey.

Caught ya slippin.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
17950 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:47 am to



Suspect is one Anthony Adams. Male 6'2" Dark Caucasian w/ Dark hair and Dark facial hair. No visible tattoos
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58054 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:55 am to
I’m sorry, I’m terrible for laughing but “oh no! He nutted on my leg”.
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1601 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 9:57 am to
That post nut clarity must have hit especially hard.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
13797 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:00 am to
quote:


That post nut clarity must have hit especially hard.


She had flashbacks from high school parties.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
20819 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:01 am to
shite like this doesn't happen at Dollar General.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6444 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:06 am to
I feel bad laughing, but this entire thing is hilarious. The Tshirt, screaming he nutted on my leg, showing the jizz on camera.

She reminded me of the Geico gecko doing the "oh no I have a flat tiiiiire" commercial.
Posted by High Life
Member since Dec 2014
2784 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:22 am to
And that’s how I met your mother
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
9461 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:24 am to
Clean-up on aisle 5.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
12381 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:27 am to
This guy is definitely a wack job.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
12381 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:36 am to
According to California Penal Code you can steal <$950 or ejaculate on another innocent bystander <.950ml with only a misdemeanor.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14746 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:39 am to
This is ridiculous. OP is right.
BUT..."Shooters shoot" amIrite?
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders/LA Kings Fan
Member since Nov 2020
5879 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 10:50 am to
You gotta be one sad, pathetic piece of filth to actually have to go to a Dollar Tree to find a woman to get off to and actually ejaculate on her. I hope they catch this dude just so that everyone can point and laugh at him and he'll never live it down.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7132 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 11:25 am to
So she just stood there while he shot his shot and didn't try to move out of the line of fire ?
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19787 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Give us a minute, we can beat this.

From this weekend we have lake city correctional officer getting 2 counts of attempted murder for shooting at his wife and child or guy in Daytona dropping a 4 year old kid, head first, from a 2nd floor balcony. It wasn't his kid either
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39666 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 11:33 am to
Considering the rush and timing of hitting his receiver, this guy has the accuracy of Drew Brees and once the play breaks down he runs like that boy Jayden.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
3087 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 11:36 am to
Man If I'm going to do that sort of disgusting behavior I'm going to do it at Whole foods or at least Target. Why waste a felony (???) on some Dollar Tree leg?
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14746 posts
Posted on 7/10/24 at 11:43 am to
quote:

So she just stood there while he shot his shot and didn't try to move out of the line of fire ?

This was actually my first thought when I saw the thread title.
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