PSA - Urinating Sitting Down is More Hygenic

I cannot understand urinating standing up if you aren’t in a hurry.

Always sit down unless I’m in a public place.

I will walk past a bathroom to piss outside. It's one of the last bastions of being a man. They can take away our urinals, but they can't take away our PEEDOM

Pee Free

This World is full of rules,
Where to walk and not to run,
To Rein us in and make us kneel,
submit,

There are feckless souls out there,
Who would take away your balls,
And demand that when we piss,
We sit,

Bah! I say to those buffoons,
I won't do it in a room,
I'll go anywhere, and flow just where,
I be,

So my baws, raise up a fist,
Take a stand and take a piss,
Be the lord of all you see, and pee,
Pee free,

You don't need to turn on the bathroom light to piss indoors at night, duh.

I can't sit in the grass in the backyard at 5 am, which is my favorite piss of the day

This makes no sense at all. Also your gay

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I’ve noticed Americans often urinate standing up, which splashes urine on the toilet and floor. We can do better.

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Since when have men been worried about hygiene? Screw that…

Are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?

This board helps in life sometimes.

This subject came up a few months ago and some guy talked about how he sits down to piss when he goes to the bathroom at night and how it's much better that way. Well that was a bit of an epiphany for me and I found out he was right.

No tripping or stumbling in the dark. No piss on the seat or floor. No just standing there swaying in some uncomfortable half sleep.

You just sit down in the dark, you're comfortable. You just let it drain on out and you get back to sleep alot easier.

Thank you to whomever showed me the way.

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splashes urine on the toilet and floor

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I have good aim, and I pay Marisol in cash weekly to clean and sanitize our bathrooms.

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I urinate standing up in my back yard like a real fricking man. You bunch of pussy bitches.

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This, except in middle of night so you don't lose the sleep and leave a mess for the wife.