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Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:55 pm to The Torch
I drink mine at night before bed. Wake up to a big dookie drop
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:02 pm to Slippy
They have nothing on Haribo Gummy Bears.


Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:06 pm to I20goon
quote:Isn't that what they called a brown bomber it the movie Cool Hand Luke?
Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water
This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:12 pm to BabyTac
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
AMEN! This is one of the best additions to my morning routine. Keeps me regular!
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:14 pm to Slippy
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This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:29 pm to I20goon
quote:
Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water. You have to be literally sitting on the toilet.
I didn't believe it when someone told me about epsom salt, boy was I wrong.



This is true.
A whole chapter of Mr. M’s memoirs will be devoted to Momma M giving her college son a “dose of the salts” to help cure pain pill induced constipation while I recovered from knee surgery in 1971. She allowed me to go to the mall in New Orleans East (on crutches) with my girlfriend and a friend to do some Christmas shopping.
Because she didn’t caution me about going I believe Momma M had malicious intentions. She and Dad certainly enjoyed the retelling of the hilarity that ensued.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:37 pm to BabyTac
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
This is pretty surprising given how full of shite you are.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:54 pm to BabyTac
quote:
2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
rookie...I heat 'mucil in a spoon and mainline it.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:03 pm to CrappyPants
quote:
apple juice
Do not trust an apple juice fart.
You will throw mud for sure.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:05 pm to Funky Tide 8
Every now and then I go and read those reviews. There is some very creative writing in them.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:11 pm to zackcary
quote:
Every now and then I go and read those reviews. There is some very creative writing in them.
Not sure why reading hyper-descriptive stories about gastric mayhem is so damn funny, but it sure is.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:22 pm to Slippy
I drank a pint of prune juice following midnight basketball. Only thing cold in the fridge. I could have had a colonoscopy the next day, no problem.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:26 pm to CrappyPants
Too much apple juice can lead to kidney stones
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:28 pm to OGTiger
Tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard.
Too much !!!
Too much !!!
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:48 pm to BabyTac
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
I concur but you better be prepared because it usually hits me twice. Once when I wake up at 0400 and then right before I leave for the gym at 0500. It is a definite risk if I try to make it to the gym without waiting on the second wave.
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:11 pm to Obtuse1
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I learned as a kid Ex-lax was not JUST a chocolate bar.
Bake it in some brownies if you want to be the life-of-the-party.

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