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re: PSA: Be careful with Metamucil Fiber Thins

Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by Louie
Locust Grove, GA
Member since Jun 2006
855 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:54 pm to
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you Auburn80.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62704 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:55 pm to
I drink mine at night before bed. Wake up to a big dookie drop
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102143 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 1:57 pm to
Assisted living board.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54798 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:02 pm to
They have nothing on Haribo Gummy Bears.


Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15371 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water
Isn't that what they called a brown bomber it the movie Cool Hand Luke?
This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Johnnie10lb
Ville Platte
Member since Nov 2014
316 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:08 pm to
Poop wafers!!!!
Posted by Slingscode
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2064 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:12 pm to
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


AMEN! This is one of the best additions to my morning routine. Keeps me regular!
Posted by Jwils
Member since Jan 2012
1677 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/26/24 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6042 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Try a spoonful of Epsom salt in water. You have to be literally sitting on the toilet.

I didn't believe it when someone told me about epsom salt, boy was I wrong.



This is true.

A whole chapter of Mr. M’s memoirs will be devoted to Momma M giving her college son a “dose of the salts” to help cure pain pill induced constipation while I recovered from knee surgery in 1971. She allowed me to go to the mall in New Orleans East (on crutches) with my girlfriend and a friend to do some Christmas shopping.

Because she didn’t caution me about going I believe Momma M had malicious intentions. She and Dad certainly enjoyed the retelling of the hilarity that ensued.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75004 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:37 pm to
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


This is pretty surprising given how full of shite you are.
Posted by Ten Bears
Florida
Member since Oct 2018
4183 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 2:54 pm to
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2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


rookie...I heat 'mucil in a spoon and mainline it.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12710 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

apple juice

Do not trust an apple juice fart.
You will throw mud for sure.
Posted by zackcary
Member since Jun 2011
357 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:05 pm to
Every now and then I go and read those reviews. There is some very creative writing in them.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54798 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:11 pm to
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Every now and then I go and read those reviews. There is some very creative writing in them.




Not sure why reading hyper-descriptive stories about gastric mayhem is so damn funny, but it sure is.
Posted by OGTiger
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
2333 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:22 pm to
I drank a pint of prune juice following midnight basketball. Only thing cold in the fridge. I could have had a colonoscopy the next day, no problem.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41051 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:26 pm to
Too much apple juice can lead to kidney stones
Posted by Ncook
Member since Feb 2019
604 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:28 pm to
Tears in my eyes I am laughing so hard.

Too much !!!
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10775 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

2 servings of the Metamucil powder a day is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.


I concur but you better be prepared because it usually hits me twice. Once when I wake up at 0400 and then right before I leave for the gym at 0500. It is a definite risk if I try to make it to the gym without waiting on the second wave.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31974 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
60568 posts
Posted on 8/26/24 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I learned as a kid Ex-lax was not JUST a chocolate bar.


Bake it in some brownies if you want to be the life-of-the-party.
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