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re: PSA: woman gives Bj using a fruit roll up; says its most enjoyable

Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
79973 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:59 pm to
It’s too bad she’s ugly
Posted by jbird7
Central FL
Member since Jul 2020
5606 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:01 pm to
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She's got them crazy eyes. Which means she probably gives amazing head before threatening you with a knife.


She holds the knife against your throat as she does it .
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
29685 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:05 pm to
Anything like going down on a woman with a Hall's cough drop in your mouth..?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
23778 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

It’s too bad she’s ugly

She's no OT 10, but I'd let her wrap my willy in a fruit roll up
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33890 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:21 pm to
I have a suspicion it would be underwhelming.

How would adding a thin fruit barrier between mouth and dick enhance the sensation?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:23 pm to
EZ-Cheez


You'll thank me later.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68245 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:39 pm to
The 72 pack was a thoughtful gift from the dude.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129841 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:41 pm to
You seem like the sort of baw who would leave fruit by the foot
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15365 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 3:50 pm to
Pretty much the same as women's edible underwear?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16299 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 4:14 pm to
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I bet that’s not all she did last week.

Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9569 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 5:06 pm to
I'd let her humhum my humhum
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58279 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 5:24 pm to
Wouldn’t a fruit roll up wrapped around your schlong kinda deaden the sensation? Not that I would be opposed to a little experiment for science.
Posted by num1lsufan
Meraux
Member since Feb 2004
1513 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:06 pm to
til you roll over and fall asleep and the ants find your pecker.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213058 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:07 pm to
Chocolate syrup is the way to go.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
19858 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:21 pm to
I would love to hang out with that chick

I guarantee a Fruit Rollup BJ doesnt make her Top 100 of kinky shite
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
19858 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

It’s too bad she’s ugly


Thats what most ‘pretty’ women look like without makeup, rookie

And I guarantee you would not turn down a Fruit Rollup BJ from her either
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
12709 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:29 pm to
At least it’s not a crawfish seasoning BJ.
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
10185 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:32 pm to
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Her Dad must be so proud


She was able to talk about sucking dick without cursing. A good Baptist would be proud.

BONUS: Why are Baptists against pre-marital sex?

Because it may lead to dancing!
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31748 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:44 pm to
Gonna get fruit roll up stuck to my dick for sure
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31735 posts
Posted on 1/15/24 at 7:51 pm to
If she is gonna admit that on fricking social media it just shows she is probably the biggest whore on the planet.
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