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Rhino vs. Hippo vs. Croc vs. Elephant Seal vs. Polar Bear vs. ??
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:47 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:47 am
Polar Bear - 1,000lbs
Elephant Seal - 9,000lbs
Rhino - 5,000lbs
Hippo - 4,000lbs
Elephant is just too damn big.....

Elephant Seal - 9,000lbs

Rhino - 5,000lbs

Hippo - 4,000lbs

Elephant is just too damn big.....
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:51 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Go to sleep grandpa
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:52 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Hippos kill more people in Africa than any other wild animal.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 12:52 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Hippo wins.
They are notoriously violent.
They are notoriously violent.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:03 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Better question: Rhymenoceros or Hiphopopotamus?
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:05 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Bluefin tuna that have constructed breathing apparatuses of kelp. They can't be on land for days but an hour, hour forty-five no problem.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:05 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Hippo. They are overly aggressive and kill more people than leopards, rhinos, buffalo, lions, and elephants combined each year in Africa.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:09 am to djangochained
quote:as soon as I finish fricking your grandma
Go to sleep grandpa
Posted on 12/11/15 at 1:10 am to ChatRabbit77
quote:how is this relevant?
Hippo. They are overly aggressive and kill more people than leopards, rhinos, buffalo, lions, and elephants combined each year in Africa.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 6:31 am to UFownstSECsince1950
quote:
Rhino vs. Hippo vs. Croc vs. Elephant Seal vs. Polar Bear vs. ??
vs me ... and my Weatherby. I win.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:14 am to Redbone
Think we have already established hippo beats all.
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:17 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
Polar bear would make it interesting though
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:19 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:20 am to Jet12
Hip. Hiphop. Hiphopopotamus.
He always gets the easy ones!
He always gets the easy ones!
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:24 am to Jet12
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal,
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:31 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Rhino
Croc would be on the bottom of that list.
Elephant Seal is at a disadvantage too, I would think.
Hippo would be badass but the Rhino is too strong, I think.
Rhinos have very poor eyesight tho
Polar bear doesn't have as tough a hide to protect it.
Croc would be on the bottom of that list.
Elephant Seal is at a disadvantage too, I would think.
Hippo would be badass but the Rhino is too strong, I think.
Rhinos have very poor eyesight tho
Polar bear doesn't have as tough a hide to protect it.

This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 7:33 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:45 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Fact: bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
This post was edited on 12/11/15 at 7:46 am
Posted on 12/11/15 at 7:51 am to UFownstSECsince1950
Some of the those listed in the OP's post are herbivores and would not attack other animals, but of course are quite capable of defending themselves.
The Romans regularly exhibited fights to the death between animals. I recall reading somewhere that the king of the predators in those fights were large bears, but I have been unable to find a link to verify this. Size matters, and among predators the bears are the biggest.
The Romans regularly exhibited fights to the death between animals. I recall reading somewhere that the king of the predators in those fights were large bears, but I have been unable to find a link to verify this. Size matters, and among predators the bears are the biggest.
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