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RIP Uncle Fatty
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:36 pm
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An obese monkey dubbed Uncle Fatty is feared dead after he went missing from a 'fat camp' in Thailand and has not been seen for the last four months. The long-tailed macaque was put on a strict diet in 2017 by animal workers, in an attempt to reduce his 33lbs weight - twice the average for an animal of his species. But their efforts largely failed after he began stealing food from other macaques before vanishing back in February.
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Among the many items fed to Uncle Fatty were thought to be sugary melons, milkshakes, sweetcorn and noodles
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Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:37 pm to arseinclarse
Looks like he should be named Dunlap.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:37 pm to arseinclarse
and people doubt evolution 
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:37 pm to arseinclarse
Dunston checks OUT
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:37 pm to arseinclarse
Fat arse Larry
Fat arse Larry
Fat arse Larry
Fat arse Larry
Fat arse Larry
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:39 pm to arseinclarse
If he ate all that corn he shite himself to death
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:39 pm to arseinclarse
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An obese monkey dubbed Uncle Fatty is feared dead after he went missing from a 'fat camp'
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:39 pm to arseinclarse
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But their efforts largely failed after he began stealing food from other macaques before vanishing back in February.
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:40 pm to arseinclarse
The line on bans has been set at 3
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:41 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:41 pm to arseinclarse
couldn't even see his pecker
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:42 pm to arseinclarse
Pretty sure I seen him at the Walmart in Phenix City
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:42 pm to arseinclarse
Someone should tip them off that he was spotted in Disneyland receiving a beat down yesterday.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:43 pm to arseinclarse
Thin privilege is not being imprisoned for your weight.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:44 pm to arseinclarse
He got a dicky do. His belly hangs out farther than his dicky do.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:46 pm to Topwater Trout
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couldn't even see his pecker
Why were you looking, creepo?
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:46 pm to arseinclarse
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after he began stealing food from other macaques before vanishing back in February
Well, my first suspects would be the guys he was stealing food from.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:46 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I seen him at the Walmart in Phenix City
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:49 pm to arseinclarse
I feel ya little big guy
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:50 pm to LCA131
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Why were you looking, creepo?
i meant he couldn't...badly worded 
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