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Scientists invent a wearable Testicle-cooling device that 'cups' testes in a chilled pouch
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:50 am
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:50 am
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The CoolMen costs around £240 ($304) and should be worn for 12-16 hours a day
Developers say it raises sperm count by keeping optimum testicle temperature
Modern men's sperm counts are dropping because of unhealthy lifestyles
The device is still in the testing phase but creators hope to sell it to the public
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Testicles have to be one to two degrees cooler than a man's body temperature for optimum sperm production, but tight clothes, saunas and laptops can heat them up.
Costing around £240 ($304), the CoolMen is connected to the wearer's smartphone to allow real-time temperature monitoring and is currently undergoing medical testing.
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Recent studies show sperm counts around the world are plummeting – men living in Western countries are thought to have nearly 60 per cent less than 40 years ago.
Floundering fertility rates are thought to be down to unhealthy modern lifestyles which involve smoking, bad diets, obesity, exposure to plastics and inactivity.
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Had no idea fertility was dropping this much, how close are we to Handmaid’s Tale being real???
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 8:52 am
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Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:51 am to RebelExpress38
I’ll stick with the gold bond.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:52 am to RebelExpress38
I want less sperm not more.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:53 am to RebelExpress38
I really don't want to know what Google search produced that result.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:53 am to RebelExpress38
I wonder if it has a reverse button?
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:53 am to RebelExpress38
This is a government population control device
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:53 am to RebelExpress38
Gonna be honest, that doesn’t look comfortable at all. Looks like it would be a vice grip on my nuts.
ETA: you’ve gotta wear compression shorts or at least briefs in the southeast United States and especially the gulf states unless you want perpetual swamp arse for 9 months out of the year.
ETA: you’ve gotta wear compression shorts or at least briefs in the southeast United States and especially the gulf states unless you want perpetual swamp arse for 9 months out of the year.
This post was edited on 1/4/19 at 9:00 am
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:55 am to RebelExpress38
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CoolMen is connected to the wearer's smartphone
How have men survived for millennia without using a smartphone to monitor the temperature of their balls?
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:59 am to RebelExpress38
sperm counts aren't dropping, people just cannot afford to have 3 kids by age 30 any more.
good grief
good grief
Posted on 1/4/19 at 8:59 am to RebelExpress38
What a time to be alive.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:01 am to RebelExpress38
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Floundering fertility rates are thought to be down to unhealthy modern lifestyles which involve smoking, bad diets, obesity, exposure to plastics and inactivity.
Then how are Ja'Quan and Billy Bob still procreating at alarming rates?
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:02 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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you’ve gotta wear compression shorts or at least briefs in the southeast United States and especially the gulf states unless you want perpetual swamp arse for 9 months out of the year.
I never wear briefs or compressions and I never get swamp arse.
I don't think this is something that happens to everyone.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:03 am to YumYum Sauce
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sperm counts aren't dropping, people just cannot afford to have 3 kids by age 30 any more.
good grief
Sperm counts are definitely dropping, in addition to the more educated portions of our society practicing more family planning as you suggest.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:05 am to RebelExpress38
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Had no idea fertility was dropping this much, how close are we to Handmaid’s Tale being real???
Pretty sure Handmaid’s Tale is due to female fertility issues, not male fertility issues.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:07 am to YumYum Sauce
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sperm counts aren't dropping, people just cannot afford to have 3 kids by age 30 any more.
People cannot afford to have 3 kids by age 30 AND keep up with the Joneses.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:07 am to RebelExpress38
Government is trying to give everyone ball cancer.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:09 am to RebelExpress38
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Floundering fertility rates are thought to be down to unhealthy modern lifestyles which involve smoking, bad diets, obesity, exposure to plastics and inactivity.
Smoking is at an all time low.
Diets should be more meats and less soy.
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:10 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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: you’ve gotta wear compression shorts or at least briefs in the southeast United States and especially the gulf states unless you want perpetual swamp arse for 9 months out of the year.
#Fatpeopleproblems
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:12 am to RebelExpress38
Looks like wrestling head gear for your nuts...
Posted on 1/4/19 at 9:14 am to RebelExpress38
Remember when all those Samsung Galaxy Note phones were exploding in people's pockets? I member.
Hard pass due to me not wanting any chance of my nuts being blown off by a faulty charging port/battery. And/or I dont want an optimal sperm count. I've got my two kids and dont want any more. No thank you.
Hard pass due to me not wanting any chance of my nuts being blown off by a faulty charging port/battery. And/or I dont want an optimal sperm count. I've got my two kids and dont want any more. No thank you.
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