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Scoring system in the OT Perfect 10 Summer Olympics

Posted on 8/13/24 at 7:44 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5609 posts
Posted on 8/13/24 at 7:44 pm
This is pretty much the perfect woman to me. However I am trying hard to assimilate and fit in around here, so I'm getting with the program.



10

...two-tenths because I don't like how one booby bounces way up and down slightly more than the other.

9.8

...Her elbows have a little bit of odd looking loose skin around them. Three-tenths

9.5

...Asymmetrical clavicle bone. I almost threw up a little bit. Half-point

9.0

...Too bow-legged. A huge turnoff for me. Full point

8.0

...Long-arse gross fingers. It's a total turnoff. Two full points.

6.0

Hard PASS


This post was edited on 8/13/24 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Ghost of Colby
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Posted by blackandgoldGOD
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 7:47 pm to
3.50
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 7:59 pm to
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Violent Hip Swivel


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Jilissa Zoltko in Slow Motion Miami Swim Week 2024


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Bikini Beauties Media


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The Best channel for all the Beauties of Swimwear


You make me want to use hand sanitizer.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:01 pm to
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Her elbows have a little bit of odd looking loose skin around them. Three-tenths


It’s called the weenus.
Posted by bengalman
In da Country
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:08 pm to
is that booty real? Gyat
Posted by Clark14
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:13 pm to
[embed]Hard PASS[/embed]

Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:16 pm to
Where did you score Iiz?
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5609 posts
Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:24 pm to
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Bikini Beauties Media


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The Best channel for all the Beauties of Swimwear


You make me want to use hand sanitizer.



If you really want to get the full Jalliska Zoltko experience, you have to go into settings and put play speed on 25 percent.

You're welcome!
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58303 posts
Posted on 8/13/24 at 8:26 pm to
Give just posted a 20 minute slow motion compilation of some chick
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 9:30 pm to
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Asymmetrical clavicle bone. I almost threw up a little bit. Half-point


Hahaha
Posted by LSUisBetterthanU
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 9:37 pm to
This might be the greatest TD post ever.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/13/24 at 11:02 pm to
There was a time in this country where a legit hot woman would be embarrassed to have a flabby arse like that.

Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
2499 posts
Posted on 8/13/24 at 11:13 pm to
That is the most perfect arse I've ever seen if it's real, and going by those baby making hips I would say it is
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5609 posts
Posted on 8/13/24 at 11:21 pm to
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There was a time in this country where a legit hot woman would be embarrassed to have a flabby arse like that.


Academic research shows that dudes with small penises are 85 percent more likely to think that there's such a thing as an arse too big. Scientists conclude that this is due to the fact that a small weiner is more likely to slip out during intercourse with a big-bootied woman, thus explaning why dudes with small penises are exponentially more likely to think that there's such thing as an arse too big.
This post was edited on 8/13/24 at 11:23 pm
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1366 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 12:48 am to
Or....maybe....just maybe...some men prefer a woman with a nice symmetrical proportional arse rather than a giant arse like dump truck. It's just a preference.

Once an arse gets to the point that people are debating if it is real or implants...it's too big. Cartoon arse.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 12:50 am
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
2499 posts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 12:59 am to
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There was a time in this country where a legit hot woman would be embarrassed to have a flabby arse like that.



I bet you didn't know that for much of the 1800s a big butt and hips was popular among ladies.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 1:06 am
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