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re: Southwest Airlines' new policy gives plus-sized customers up to two additional seats free

Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:46 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
28899 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:46 am to
quote:

If she gets a free seat, do I get a pass if my bag is a bit over 50lbs?


I've always said that over weight baggage fees should be a combination of bag weight and passenger weight.....
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39461 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:47 am to
quote:

It is open seating... how does this work? If i walk by someone that big, i am choosing not to sit next to them. Do they just sell one less ticket on the plane?


After many years of traveling, I often find the fatties are usually in boarding group C, and are one of the last people to board --- and by that time, you are already seated and committed.

I had one fattie that did exactly just that to me. I was miserable and she spilled over into my seat and armrest. What made it even worse is that she had an entire pizza she was holding and broke it open just after take-off.

I imagine in order for SWA to accommodate this new policy, they're going to undersell their seats by 3 or 4, and raise the prices to make up the difference.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
24394 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:47 am to
No moar baggage fees!

Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
21751 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:49 am to
quote:

I had one fattie that did exactly just that to me. I was miserable and she spilled over into my seat and armrest. What made it even worse is that she had an entire pizza she was holding and broke it open just after take-off.


The last two times I've flown Southwest, I've watched an entire bachelorette party walk past me only to end up next to the fat friend. Delta is just, by far, a better option now
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129875 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Yeah.... That's going to go over well on full flights


I can see a full scale revolt.



Oompah Loompah Doopity Dane,
Now get your fat arse off of our plane,
Oompah Loompah Doopity Dold,
They should stick you, in the cargo hold

What do you get when you cater to fats,
An angry mob that will hit you with bats,
What do you get when you give them free seats,
Stock price as low as an elephant's feet,

I don't like the look of it

Oompah Loompah Doopity Dong,
They need to ride on a voyage this long,
Oompah Loompah Doopity Dane,
Book them a freight car on a long train!
Posted by Jack Bauers HnK
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
5943 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:50 am to
What if we just identify as plus-sized?
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37464 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:50 am to
They should have to pay for those seats. But at least normal folks want have to be sandwiched in by those hogs.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31760 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:51 am to
Prices go will go up due to reduced tickets being purchased, and we will all pay extra to subsidize these fatties. Fatties should not be a protected class
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
4617 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:51 am to

The title is a little misleading. They aren't giving them a free seat. They are simply making accomadations during boarding if the plane isn't full. Southwest has that weird boarding policy where people grab their own seats. Normally the windows and aisles get taken first and the people in the final boarding priority group all get stuck in the middle seats. I guess Southwest is just reserving an aisle seat for them if they are fat and the flight has empty seats.

But these people need to buy a first class ticket up to a certain weight or not fly beyond a certain weight.

I will say I rarely see obese people on flights. Tall and bulky guys, sure. Women who are big boned, sure. Dad guts, absolutely. But morbidly obese is rare.


Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
23784 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:52 am to
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Conflicted on this. Good that you will no longer have the fatty's blubber touching you for an entire flight. Bad that it's setting a standard that being fat is perfectly acceptable
Its bad because they're going to have to make up for the lost revenue by charging more for each ticket. So now the rest of us get to subsidize the lard asses who get multiple seats for the same price you pay for one seat.

Airlines need to stop being afraid of pissing off a couple of fat asses and blue haired freaks on social media and put out a policy that says "our seats are 18" wide. If you cannot fit between the armrests without encroaching on the seat space next to you, you will not be allowed to board the plane unless you purchased an additional seat at the time of booking"
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
20863 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:52 am to
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raise the prices to make up the difference.


Yup. Delta is the better option.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14129 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:53 am to
I wish airlines would make people step on scales and charge them extra if they are over 180 lbs or some shite

ETA: I figured 180 lbs was the average weight of an American male but HOLY SHITE I just googled it.

quote:

Not only are American men carrying more body fat than prior generations, they've also increased in height and weight. The average American man stands 69 (nice) inches tall and weighs 199.8 pounds with a waist circumference of 40.5 inches


That's embarrassing.

This post was edited on 12/14/23 at 9:12 am
Posted by Loubacca
sittin on the dock of the bay
Member since Feb 2005
4089 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:54 am to
So they are giving them seats to allow for extra girth, but how do you get away from the smell of someone that takes up 3 seats? Can you imagine how much someone that large sweats in the summertime? Fat cheese and tittie biscuits will have that whole flight gagging.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
21751 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:56 am to
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I wish airlines would make people step on scales and charge them extra if they are over 180 lbs or some shite



Or add your bag and yourself together. It's absolute bullshite anyone can just walk on regardless of weight, but everyone pays for an extra 6lbs in their bag
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6996 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:56 am to
I would like their explicit definition of “person of size”. That technically is any person and I’m guessing we are now all entitled to extra free seats to ensure our comfort.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58722 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:58 am to
If we keep conceding to these lazy POS people they’ll never have an incentive to lose weight.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31760 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:58 am to
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A plus-size travel expert and TikToker, Jae'lynn Chaney, told Fox News Digital it was an important move to include people in the "super fat" category. "Super fat is how we identify," Chaney, business owner of Jae Bae Productions, said. "There's a spectrum of fatness. And as a super fat individual, you start needing different accommodations… I just felt really happy that there was something like this for people."

They identify as “super fat”. But I bet if you called them that, they’d try to cancel you
Posted by SuperflyLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1058 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:58 am to
Most of these people board early anyway with "medical conditions"
Posted by weptiger
Georgia
Member since Feb 2007
11200 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 8:59 am to
Treating weight issues as a disability.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
69478 posts
Posted on 12/14/23 at 9:00 am to
placate the dregs of society, the weirdos, the fatties, and the purple hair mob by placing the burden (increased prices) onto the rest of society.

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