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Spin-off -Bees ‘ejaculate’ themselves to death when it gets too hot

Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:14 pm
Posted by MoisterOyster
On a reef
Member since May 2017
119 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:14 pm
What if every man on earth was only born with one ‘nut’ and when you bust that fatal load you die? How would you live your life knowing you only get one shot at procreation/orgasm?

I would have committed suicide a long time ago lol
Posted by kisatchie53
Member since Jul 2011
1964 posts
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Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
19798 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:19 pm to
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How would you live your life knowing you only get one shot at procreation/orgasm?

With a much larger fear of dying in my sleep.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64516 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:20 pm to
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I would have committed suicide a long time ago lol


Why not just rub one out and be done with it? Suicide sounds less fun…
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:24 pm to
What women is going to want to have sex when they have to call the coroner every time?
Posted by Conman23
Erzberg Rodeo
Member since Mar 2021
2290 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:25 pm to
Man's average life span would be 11 years.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49074 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:25 pm to
I think we've all been close to the brink of death at some point while masturbating
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5850 posts
Posted on 2/24/22 at 11:26 pm to
We’d have a lot less people
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