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The Female Delusion Calculator

Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:02 am
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36162 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:02 am
Igotstandardsbro.com


This site uses Census Bureau data to show the likelihood of meeting a man with some basic parameters. I've come to find that obesity is a major contributor to the percentage you get.


Here's for the men

This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 9:06 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153601 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:06 am to
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Female Delusional Calculator

I hope it can calculate to infinity.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10394 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:07 am to
Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77475 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:08 am to
Damn...I am a catch. Only 1.4% chance of getting me
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36162 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:09 am to
I included one for the men as well, but to answer your question it is because women due it to men at an astounding rate.


Obesity seems to be the variable that causes the most swings
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 9:10 am
Posted by rondo
Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
77475 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:11 am to
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I included one for the men as well, but to answer your question it is because women due it to men at an astounding rate.


Obesity seems to be the variable that causes the most swings




you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet for fun.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
30594 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:11 am to
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According to statistical data, the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is
0.064%


Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11473 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:13 am to
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Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?

Because if women didn’t have a pussy, we would hunt you for food.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17583 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:13 am to
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Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?


Because we have needs, but getting bitched at for 10 years, then losing half of our shite aren't them.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36162 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:15 am to
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you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet for fun.




It was bound to happen at some point here
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11672 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:15 am to
10% chance of me meeting a non-obese, single mom that makes 30k. Dayum, that’s depressing.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
51511 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:18 am to
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the probability a guy of the U.S. male population ages 20 to 40 meets your standards is 0.064%


That’s 64 out of every 100,000… I think they’re fine with that
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6385 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:19 am to
Posted by ReadyPlayer1
Clown World
Member since Oct 2020
1082 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:19 am to
1.5% for getting me
Wife(no pics) 3% chance for getting her when I put married with kids. Which we are. I took out the kids and not married. She got 0.8%

Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:20 am to
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Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down and hating us but so quick to sleep with us?




Because you own 100% of the vaginas?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20956 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:21 am to
Just put in the criteria for my wife. Says less than 1,000 women exists. Maybe I should go get her flowers
Posted by Ole Boy
Member since Dec 2018
855 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:21 am to
That salary requirement will do that!
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10281 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:21 am to
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quote:
I included one for the men as well, but to answer your question it is because women due it to men at an astounding rate.


Obesity seems to be the variable that causes the most swings




you're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet for fun.


And he's masturbating furiously the whole time he's pretending.

I really don't know why Walt hasn't been banned. It's insulting.
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3084 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:21 am to
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but so quick to sleep with us

Can't fight biology and reproductive instincts.

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Why are y’all so obsessed with tearing women down

the whole purpose of showing this is to show how out of touch women are with their expectations of what they want out of a man. if anything, it shows how shallow women are compared to men when it comes to partnership based on the given parameters.

Hell, keeping all the metrics on default but increasing salary to at least $135K a year turned the probability of finding a man to 1%.

When keeping the paraments on default for what men look for, the probability is 69%. Default meaning ZERO income from the woman's part.

Stuck up shallow women turn nice guys into the assholes they complain about.

I fear for the future when unrealistic/social media driven standards are the downfall of family values.

Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34307 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:22 am to
I get .0203 chance of getting me.

I’m guessing it’s entirely my height and earning potential.
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