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The "Just Bring a Casserole" Low Maintenance Stage of Old Baw Dating.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:10 am
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:10 am
I have recently come to the conclusion that what I really enjoy most is:
1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
All three elements are critical, and in reverse order of importance. I encourage all properly single OT Baws of a certain age and lifestyle, to incorporate this revolutionary new dating strategy. The next time she calls and says "let's get together" or "we should step this up" just tell her to bring a casserole. Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
I don't recommend this approach with the young guys, but if you already have a quality established life, money in the bank, a busy career, already did the marriage thing, kids are out of the house, etc., it's the perfect approach.
You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
1. She arrives with a casserole.
2. We enjoy sexy time and maybe a Netflix movie or a refreshment on the patio.
3. She leaves.
All three elements are critical, and in reverse order of importance. I encourage all properly single OT Baws of a certain age and lifestyle, to incorporate this revolutionary new dating strategy. The next time she calls and says "let's get together" or "we should step this up" just tell her to bring a casserole. Also, if you acquiesce and let her spend the night, you lose. I think this was common knowledge with earlier generations and we just forgot it.
I don't recommend this approach with the young guys, but if you already have a quality established life, money in the bank, a busy career, already did the marriage thing, kids are out of the house, etc., it's the perfect approach.
You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:11 am to Lsupimp
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You may now return to the regularly scheduled Japanese midget porn.
many thanks
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:12 am to Lsupimp
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The "Just Bring a Casserole"
Nah…
I just say cotton candy sweetie go, let me see that tootsie roll.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:13 am to Lsupimp
One of my dad's friends lost his wife, and this girl he knew from college waited exactly one year from the day his wife died to call him. They hooked up on the regular for quite a while but never got married, although she was with him all the time, even for things like his grandkids ballgames.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:16 am to Lsupimp
I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:19 am to Lsupimp
I didn't read past number 3 but when I think casserole. I think cheese and whatever other heavy cream, meaty, gunky shite you might put in it.
Well none of that is conducive to fricking, unless you're into bloated, farting and belching fricking. Skip the casserole, this ain't a church social you've got going on here.
Well none of that is conducive to fricking, unless you're into bloated, farting and belching fricking. Skip the casserole, this ain't a church social you've got going on here.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:22 am to Pandy Fackler
Cheese is always of utmost importance.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:22 am to Pandy Fackler
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none of that is conducive to fricking
Agree. frick her first on the patio, then eat while you watch Netflix.
OP is a virgin confirmed.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:27 am to LSUBFA83
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Cheese is always of utmost importance.
If you're having a woman over to frick, eat light, always.
Anything heavier than grilled fish or chicken and a salad is a rookie move. You can get away with lamb or beef, as long as it's in small portions and lean. Dessert should never be predominantly dairy or pastry, too heavy.
This post was edited on 4/30/24 at 11:29 am
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:28 am to SouthPlains
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Agree. frick her first on the patio, then eat while you watch Netflix.
A real baw would make her clean the dishes up before leaving.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:28 am to madamsquirrel
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I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.
I'm totally on to something. I just had a HS reunion, and my mind was blown by the sweet sweet things women pulled me aside to say to me. I really felt that tug of the way women used to interact with men. I'm not talking sex; I'm talking about some kind of love and respect from decades ago. Glad the husbands and BFs didn't hear, lol but it really was intimate and sweet. Bringing a man a casserole is sexy AF. Any expression of respect and femininity is sexy and seductive. Maybe because it's such an old school expression of that feminine need to take care of men that men secretly crave but never admit. Especially with the way modern women dump so much on you. It's exhausting.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:31 am to madamsquirrel
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I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband. So I think you may be on to something.
You must be a good cook.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:32 am to madamsquirrel
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next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband.
I would sell the movie rights now. It's at least a dateline episode.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:33 am to madamsquirrel
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I brought the widower neighbor chicken and dumplings and he offered to be the next Mr. Squirrel if something happens to my husband.
Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:34 am to bad93ex
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Fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
uh, a little lower, baw
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:36 am to Ten Bears
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A real baw would make her clean the dishes up before leaving.
Non-negotiable. Modern women have been conditioned to think this is the gulag. They come over and spend the night and you have to clean behind them for two hours. F that. The New Casserole strategy is the future. That includes a VERY sexy thing women can do-tidy up after themselves. If there is a pile of clothes, fold them. That's how you lock down a man. Do women even know that anymore? He will be cutting your grass and working around the house in no time, old school male-female reciprocity. And it goes both ways; my assistant tells me she gets hot when her bf works on her car and fixes things around the house. All that stuff is forgotten.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:36 am to Lsupimp
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I don't recommend this approach with the young guys
I think it’s of equal importance that older single women make sure they properly vet their dating partners.
Especially if she’s financially secure, have a good job/career and retirement benefits, still in good shape and values herself.
Not worth risking everything she’s worked for during her life on a few hours pleasure
(or minutes as the case may be
) Just my two cents here mpLSUpimp
Men come with baggage to ya know…
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:36 am to Pandy Fackler
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I think cheese and whatever other heavy cream, meaty, gunky shite you might put in it.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:37 am to Lsupimp
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Maybe because it's such an old school expression of that feminine need to take care of men that men secretly crave but never admit.
I admit it!! It's awesome.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 11:38 am to tigernurse
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Especially if she’s financially secure, have a good job/career and retirement benefits, still in good shape and values herself.
Not worth risking everything she’s worked for during her life on a few hours pleasure (or minutes as the case may be )
Now tell us a little about yourself...
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