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The Onion file Amicus Brief with US Supreme Court
Posted on 10/3/22 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 10/3/22 at 4:04 pm
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Posted on 10/3/22 at 4:15 pm to Jebadeb
quote:Hasnt been funny in 10 years.
The Onion. Pretty funny stuff.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:10 pm to Jebadeb
The Onion got pantsed by the Bee long ago.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:13 pm to Jebadeb
Quit being funny when they called the 9yo actress the “c” word
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:14 pm to Jebadeb
I thought the conclusion was pretty good:
quote:
The petition for certiorari should be granted, the rights of the people vindicated, and various historical wrongs remedied. The Onion would welcome any one of the three, particularly the first.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:15 pm to SoFla Tideroller
The bee sucks.
They just type out shite conservatives hate about liberals and call it a jokeZ
“Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China”
“Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
They just type out shite conservatives hate about liberals and call it a jokeZ
“Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China”
“Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:16 pm to SammyTiger
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“Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China”
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“Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
These are great!
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:26 pm to SammyTiger
quote:The Bee has predicted more shite about you progressives than any other publication.
The bee sucks.
This post was edited on 10/3/22 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:48 pm to Jebadeb
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I know the OT has an appreciation for The Onion. Pretty funny stuff.
The Onion hasn't been funny since Nick Saban was at LSU.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:55 pm to SammyTiger
quote:
The bee sucks.
They just type out shite conservatives hate about liberals and call it a jokeZ
Yeah thats the point
The Onion pretends its not doing the exact same thing in reverse
And for that they are not funny
Can't even have the balls to admit the obvious
"Transexuals with green hairs take over The Onion"
Thats real news
This post was edited on 10/3/22 at 5:56 pm
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:58 pm to Scruffy
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The Bee has predicted more shite about you progressives than any other publication.
At a baseline, they are just more fun and cheeky than The Onion. Some headlines:
CDC Warns Of New 'Stealth' COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms
Batman Unable To Keep Up With Rising Crime As Gotham City Elects Another Democrat
NASA Saves Face By Claiming Female Astronaut Running Spaceship Into Asteroid Was Intentional
Mike Lindell Still Holding Out Against FBI Inside MyPillow Fort
Thoughtful Driver Blasts Stereo At Stoplight To Generously Share His Refined Musical Tastes With The World
Russian Spy Awarded Presidential Medal Of Freedom For Being First Openly Transgender Traitor To Country
Frightening New White House Halloween Decorations To Include Lifelike Old Zombie
Eight Ways Besides Heartbeats That Women Are Tricked Into Thinking Babies Are Alive
Blind Taste Test Finds Most People Can't Tell Difference Between Candy Corn And Orange Crayon We Found In A Junk Drawer
AOC Tearfully Recounts How DeSantis Yanked Her From Her Venezuelan Home And Human Trafficked Her To Martha’s Vineyard Where She Died
Stacey Abrams Claims Obesity Is Just Numbers Manufactured By Her Bathroom Scale
Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity
Trump Voters Put Biden Signs In Their Yards So That The FBI Will Pass Over Them
Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against New Prime Minister Of Italy
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:09 pm to SoFla Tideroller
quote:
The Onion got pantsed by the Bee long ago.
The Bee has its moments, but only Politard types think this.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:31 pm to Jebadeb
I haven't been a fan of The Onion for a while, but this being filed as an amicus brief...
...is gold.
quote:
INTRODUCTION AND SUMMARY OF ARGUMENT
Americans can be put in jail for poking fun at the government? This was a surprise to America’s Finest News Source and an uncomfortable learning experience for its editorial team. Indeed, “Ohio Police Officers Arrest, Prosecute Man Who Made Fun of Them on Facebook” might sound like a headline ripped from the front pages of The Onion—albeit one that’s considerably less amusing because its subjects are real. So, when The Onion learned about the Sixth Circuit’s ruling in this case, it became justifiably concerned.
First, the obvious: The Onion’s business model was threatened. This was only the latest occasion on which the absurdity of actual events managed to eclipse what The Onion’s staff could make up. Much more of this, and the front page of The Onion would be indistinguishable from The New York Times.
...is gold.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:51 pm to SammyTiger
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They just type out shite conservatives hate about liberals and call it a jokeZ “Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China” “Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
Reality is a cold mistress
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:39 pm to Oates Mustache
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quote:
“Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China”
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“Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
These are great!
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:51 pm to Jebadeb
Been reading legal briefs for over 30 years. This is easily in the Top 5.
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:53 pm to OldSouth
Can you imagine The Onion publishing this classic today?
Posted on 10/3/22 at 8:45 pm to SammyTiger
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“Trans communist activist shocked by poor treatment in China”
“Woke PhD student happy to be robbed in inner city”
But those are funny
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