The (Tony) Danza Slap

The Danza Slap: While receiving oral sex, the man pulls his penis out of the woman’s mouth, and slaps her in the face with it, while saying “Who’s the boss?!” Though considered most effective when used as a finishing move, the Danza Slap can be utilized at anytime the conditions permit. However, be careful not confuse the Danza Slap with a “turkeyslap,” which also includes smacking someone in the face with your dong, but it doesn’t have to be during oral sex, or with someone who has any desire to be near your crotch.

*Disclaimer: Performing this move without having some reason to believe she’d be into this will definitely earn you a smack in the face of your own.